PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between James Lytle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cookie Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monster has chosen Cookie Monster Eating Cookie as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Lytle
vs
Monster

181 cm
27
179 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

179 cm
33
186 lbs
22 - 9 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, James Lytle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Cookie Monster!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lytle throws a head kick that misses.
Lytle takes a swing at Monster's ribcage but misses.
Lytle wants to slow Monster down by chopping away at his legs.
Lytle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Monster.
Some wild striking there from Lytle.
Lytle connects with an inside leg kick.
Lytle tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Monster thuds a left hand into Lytle's body.
Monster throws a series of punches but Lytle avoids them all with ease.
Lytle throws a sloppy head kick and Monster moves out of range easily.
Lytle lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Lytle.

It looks like Cookie Monster has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lytle on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Monster stuns Lytle with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A jab from Lytle does it's job there.
Monster scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Lytle is breathing heavily.
Monster jabs at Lytle's body.
Monster smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Monster lunges at Lytle with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lytle's hand.
Lytle throws the kick towards the body but Monster avoids it.
Monster scores with a spinning back kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Monster lands a body shot.
Monster fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lytle looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Left hook, right uppercut from Monster.
Donk. Monster catches Lytle right on the button with a cross.
Monster thuds his right hand into Lytle's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

Lytle is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lytle walks into a stiff left hand from Monster.
Oh Lytle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lytle throws a combination that misses
and Monster counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Monster comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Monster uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lytle has time to react.
Monster drops Lytle with a naaaaasty hook - Lytle is in real trouble here! Monster dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Perkele! logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.