PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lars Larsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lola DaCola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Larsen might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Ennio Morricone - A Fistful Of Dollars. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Larsen
vs
DaCola

195 cm
29
277 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

190 cm
22
290 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lars Larsen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lola DaCola!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Micheangelo Fripello and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Larsen gets a clinch.
Larsen trying to land knees to the body.
DaCola can't get the takedown.

DaCola gets control of Larsen's arms and successfully pulls guard. DaCola will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Larsen controlling from the top position.
Larsen wants to get up but he can't break DaCola's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Larsen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. DaCola is keeping the position for now.
Larsen looking to sit in guard and control but DaCola gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Larsen has control of DaCola's left arm, preventing DaCola from doing any damage.
Larsen manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. DaCola manages to get himself to full guard.
DaCola tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Larsen postures up.
Larsen has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of DaCola is proving hard to escape from.
DaCola throws some sloppy strikes off his back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DaCola not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Larsen trying to move into half guard but instead DaCola has managed to sweep!
DaCola looking to sit in guard and control but Larsen gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Larsen gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
DaCola looks to land a combination but Larsen avoids it well.
Larsen wants to clinch.
Larsen throws a big shot that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DaCola tries a head kick but it misses.
Larsen lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Larsen blocks a leg kick.
Larsen slips a jab and a cross from DaCola.
Larsen looks to score with a jab to the body but DaCola is just out of range.
Larsen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
DaCola looks to land a right hand but Larsen moved out of range.
DaCola avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Larsen tries to clinch up.
Lars Larsen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
DaCola on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Larsen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Larsen comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Lola DaCola has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Larsen is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
DaCola takes an elbow to the forehead.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Larsen just misses with a elbow thrown towards DaCola's brow.
Larsen utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
DaCola looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Larsen comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Larsen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Larsen gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That has opened up Lola DaCola's cut even more.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Larsen with a knee to the head.
Larsen putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has DaCola in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Larsen lands an elbow just above DaCola 's eye.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lars Larsen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lola DaCola's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Larsen throws a series of punches but DaCola avoids them all with ease.
DaCola blocks a jab.
Larsen pivots, looking for a leg kick but DaCola is out of range and Larsen settles back down.
DaCola blocks a jab.
DaCola throws a left and a right that both miss

and Larsen counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Larsen.
Larsen creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through DaCola's defenses.

The cut above Lola DaCola's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
DaCola looking for a takedown.
DaCola avoiding damage as Larsen throws knees to the body.
DaCola jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Larsen walks away with a smile on his face. DaCola gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
The crowd cheers as Larsen lands an impressive looking overhand right. DaCola doesn't seem phased though.
Larsen throws a big shot that misses.
Larsen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to DaCola's calf.

Larsen rushes DaCola and presses him up against the cage.
DaCola takes an elbow to the forehead.

Lola DaCola's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Larsen lands an elbow that stopped DaCola in his tracks for a moment.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lola DaCola's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lars Larsen!
A very excited looking Lars Larsen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.