PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Clean Jaude Damn Vame (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Bronson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Damn Vame's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fight to Survive. Clean Jaude Damn Vame has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Jaude Damn Vame
vs
Bronson

177 cm
22
160 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

184 cm
22
156 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Clean Jaude Damn Vame!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Charles Bronson!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Illya Tyunina and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Damn Vame tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bronson was well out of range. Poor timing from Damn Vame.
Damn Vame explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bronson has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Damn Vame.
Clean Jaude Damn Vame seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Damn Vame tries a head kick but it misses.
Bronson throws a right hand that Damn Vame ducks under and follows up with a left that Damn Vame also avoids with ease.
Bronson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bronson misses with a body shot.
Bronson takes a swing at Damn Vame's ribcage but misses.
Bronson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bronson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Damn Vame throws a front kick that sends Bronson stumbling back into the cage.
Bronson throws out a loose jab but Damn Vame uses good head movement to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Damn Vame explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Damn Vame scores with a sloppy right hand. Bronson should have avoided that one.

It looks like Charles Bronson has been cut.
Bronson lands with a good body shot.
A slow jab from Bronson misses its intended target.
Bronson lands with an overhand left.
Damn Vame showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bronson.
Bronson misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Damn Vame pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Damn Vame misses with a low kick as Bronson jumps back.
Damn Vame throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Damn Vame throws a leg kick which misses Bronson's front leg but catches the back leg as Bronson tries to avoid it.
Damn Vame displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bronson throws out the jab.
Damn Vame misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Damn Vame uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bronson.
Bronson thuds a left hand into Damn Vame's body.
Bronson throws a body punch but Damn Vame moves out of range.
Damn Vame throws a right hand that Bronson ducks under and follows up with a left that Bronson also avoids with ease.
Damn Vame blocks a jab.
Bronson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bronson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bronson misses with a looping left.
Bronson scores with the left hand. Damn Vame knows he should have avoided that one.
Damn Vame tries a head kick but it misses.
Damn Vame throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damn Vame is looking to slow Bronson down with leg kicks.
Bronson looks gassed!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Damn Vame throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Damn Vame ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bronson moves away.
Bronson avoids the body shot from Damn Vame.
Crunch! Damn Vame slams his shin into Bronson's torso.
Damn Vame lands a head kick. Bronson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

Bronson is rocked!
Damn Vame fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Damn Vame scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bronson avoids the head kick by Damn Vame.
Damn Vame lands a leg kick that knocks Bronson off balance momentarily.
Damn Vame swings for the body but Bronson moves out of range.
Damn Vame with a nice cross.
Bronson is still on wobbly legs! Can Damn Vame finish him?
Damn Vame looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Damn Vame backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Bronson's temple! It sends Bronson violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Damn Vame celebrates and the doctors try to help Bronson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Clean Jaude Damn Vame!
Our winner, Clean Jaude Damn Vame, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.