PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyrel Sackett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sackett has chosen Highway to Hell as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Zoidberg
vs
Sackett

190 cm
32
222 lbs
27 - 15 - 0

185 cm
31
215 lbs
26 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Tyrel Sackett!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Ryoma Takatsuka and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sackett throws a leg kick that is checked
and Zoidberg counters with an outside leg kick.
Sackett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zoidberg sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zoidberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sackett with a lazy takedown attempt
and Zoidberg counters with an inside leg kick.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Sackett strikes.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Sackett checks a leg kick.
Sackett finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
Sackett waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoidberg.
Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Sackett.
Zoidberg pushes Sackett away with a front kick.
A leg kick checked by Zoidberg.

Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sackett tries to score a body lock takedown but Zoidberg shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sackett tries for a takedown. No joy.
John Zoidberg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyrel Sackett.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Sackett takes an elbow to the forehead.
Sackett can't break the clinch.
Sackett tries for a takedown but Zoidberg manages to get underhooks.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg is pressed up against the cage. Sackett has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Zoidberg down to the mat. Zoidberg avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Sackett with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Sackett scores with a jab to the head.
Sackett lands with a good body shot.
Zoidberg wants to land a leg kick but Sackett is out of range.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick which misses Sackett's front leg but catches the back leg as Sackett tries to avoid it.
Sackett looks to throw the jab but Zoidberg is out of range.
Zoidberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sackett. That did some damage!
Sackett throws an off balance right hand

and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sackett tries for a takedown but Zoidberg manages to get underhooks.
Sackett tries to land knees in the clinch but Zoidberg avoids the damage to the body.
Sackett tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the head.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Sackett misses with a body punch.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Sackett avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Tyrel Sackett has been cut.
Sackett tries to stall but Zoidberg uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Sackett avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Sackett looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sackett is defending well for now.
Sackett is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Zoidberg gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Sackett tries to score a body lock takedown but Zoidberg shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Sackett is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Zoidberg prevents Sackett from breaking the clinch.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Sackett dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Sackett tries a body shot but Zoidberg blocks it.
Sackett tries to pull guard but Zoidberg holds him up against the cage and eventually Sackett drops back down to his feet.
Sackett is trying to pull guard but Zoidberg turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

Sackett ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Sackett no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Zoidberg trying to stand up but can't free himself from Sackett's guard.

Zoidberg gets to his feet - Sackett follows without any prompting.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg scores with a nice body kick.
Nice defenses there by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Sackett takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Sackett throws out a leg kick but Zoidberg moves out of range and Sackett only half commits.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A big left from Sackett misses.
Sackett misses with a body shot.
Sackett throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sackett takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Sackett takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Sackett keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sackett throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Zoidberg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tyrel Sackett's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Zoidberg tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Sackett is able to avoid easily.
Sackett looks to land a right hand but Zoidberg moved out of range.
Sackett gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Zoidberg counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Sackett thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sackett checks a leg kick nicely.
Zoidberg tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Sackett fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Zoidberg, pushing him back against the cage.
Sackett tries to pull guard but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Sackett is trying to pull guard but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
John Zoidberg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyrel Sackett.
Sackett is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Sackett working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.

Sackett breaks from the clinch.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Sackett strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg delivers a nice body kick.

Zoidberg closes the distance and clinches.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Sackett won't want to take too many of those.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sackett blocks it with crossed arms.
Sackett is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Zoidberg to keep the fight standing.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Sackett jumps guard but Zoidberg turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Sackett fails to pull the fight into his guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sackett.
Sackett can't get the takedown.
Sackett is breathing heavily.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sackett wants a takedown but no success here.
Sackett tries to pull guard but Zoidberg holds him up against the cage and eventually Sackett drops back down to his feet.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Sackett won't want to take too many of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Sackett 's eye.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Sackett 's eye.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Sackett avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sackett in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Sackett in his tracks for a moment.
Sackett blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Sackett is rocked!

That has opened up Tyrel Sackett's cut even more.
Sackett tries to land knees in the clinch but Zoidberg avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sackett has Zoidberg pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Zoidberg manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Sackett is still on wobbly legs! Can Zoidberg finish him?
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sackett's defenses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sackett can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Zoidberg has Sackett pressed against the cage, preventing Sackett from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Sackett seems to have recovered his senses.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Sackett is trapped in a tight thai clinch here. Zoidberg pulls him left and then right before unleashing a vicious knee to the head. Oh damn - Sackett is out cold! That's some serious business! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.