PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lance Nasri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cornholio comes to the cage accompanied by Master of Puppets. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Cornholio
vs
Nasri

175 cm
29
159 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

173 cm
21
155 lbs
5 - 5 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Great Cornholio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lance Nasri!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nasri lands with a nice body punch.
Nasri throws a big shot that misses.
Nasri lands a jab-cross combination.
Nasri misses with a body shot.
Cornholio tries to clinch but Nasri moves away
enabling Nasri to counter with a crisp jab.
Nasri throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cornholio.
Cornholio keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Great Cornholio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cornholio moves to clinch but Nasri breaks away
and Cornholio takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nasri keeps the fight on the outside.
Cornholio fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nasri swats away the attempt to clinch by Cornholio.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cornholio tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nasri paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cornholio tries to clinch
and Nasri counters with a one-two to the body.
A punch combination from Cornholio misses.
Nasri throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nasri cracks a nice hook into Cornholio's ribs.
Nasri swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nasri fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cornholio is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nasri connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Cornholio moves in looking to clinch but Nasri pushes him off.
Cornholio fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cornholio throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nasri.
Cornholio slips a jab and a cross from Nasri.
Nasri circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cornholio slips under a jab from Nasri.
Cornholio with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Nasri to score with a decent uppercut.
Cornholio looks to score with a jab to the body but Nasri is just out of range.
Nasri swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Cornholio counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Cornholio lands with a light punch inside.
Cornholio looking to stall.
Nasri wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio drops down looking for an ankle pick but Nasri pulls his leg out and moves away.
Cornholio doesn't manage to clinch there - Nasri circles away.
Cornholio fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cornholio tries to close the distance and clinch but Nasri swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A shot to the body from Nasri misses

and Cornholio holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nasri wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cornholio tries to score a body lock takedown but Nasri shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Cornholio trying to control the position but instead, Nasri has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cornholio into the cage.
Nasri wants to break free but Cornholio has control.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nasri.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nasri tries to break free but Cornholio pushes him back against the cage.

Cornholio breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cornholio tries to clinch there but Nasri circles away.
Nasri misses with a few strikes there.
Cornholio tries to clinch up but Nasri circles away and keeps his distance.
Cornholio tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Nasri counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cornholio tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cornholio looks to clinch
and Nasri counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Nasri digs a good body shot into Cornholio's ribs.
Cornholio tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Cornholio takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nasri swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cornholio tries to clinch up but Nasri circles away and keeps his distance.
Cornholio tries to close the distance and clinch but Nasri swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cornholio tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Nasri counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Cornholio gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Nasri is trying to push Cornholio away but Cornholio has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Nasri looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nasri wants to break the clinch but can't.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Cornholio takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Still in the clinch, Cornholio scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nasri prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Great Cornholio. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cornholio working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cornholio tries to work over Nasri's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nasri blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lance Nasri dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Cornholio gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nasri keeps the fight on the outside.
Cornholio is looking to clinch.
Cornholio moves out of range as Nasri strikes.
Cornholio tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nasri paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cornholio is looking to clinch.
Nasri scores with a nice right hand.
Cornholio tries to clinch up
and Nasri counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Cornholio is rocked!
Crack! Nasri connects with the perfect overhand right and Cornholio falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Nasri!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lance Nasri!