PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tong Po (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drunk Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Po
vs
Jones

210 cm
25
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

190 cm
26
290 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tong Po!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Drunk Jones!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Jeff Smith and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Po is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Po avoids a kick to the body.
Po tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The fight stays on the outside here - Po looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Po misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Po wants to clinch.

Jones lands a big head kick that sends Po tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Po back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Tong Po has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Po looks for the body kick but Jones saw that one coming.

Jones tries to keep at a distance but Po has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Po.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Po misses with a knee strike.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Po landing knees to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Po throws an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Po tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jones avoids it.
Po gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jones is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Jones gets through Po's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Tong Po's cut is getting worse.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Jones working aggressively here.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Po.

It looks like Drunk Jones has been cut.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Po avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Po tries to land a knee to the head but Jones blocks with his arms.
Po tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Jones manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Po lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jones stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Po looking to throw knees to the head but Jones is blocking nicely.
Po blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Po uses good head movement to avoid it.
Po throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jones blocks it with crossed arms.
Po comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Po has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
Po misses with an elbow over the top.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Po landing knees to the head.
Po connects with a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Po throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jones blocks it with crossed arms.
Po tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jones avoids it.
Po lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Nice elbow from Po.
Po blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Po with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Jones misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Jones tries a body shot but Po blocks it.
Po tries to land a knee to the head but Jones blocks with his arms.
Po's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Po tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Po is breathing heavily.
Jones pushes Po back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Tong Po's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jones tries to work over Po's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Po blocking some punches.
Jones looking to slow down the pace here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Po misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jones.
Jones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Po just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jones's brow.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jones misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Po just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jones's brow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Po.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Po.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.
Po tries to land a knee to the head but Jones blocks with his arms.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Po throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Po blocks an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Po unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Po is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jones is defending well for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drunk Jones dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Po wants to clinch.
Po tries to clinch there but Jones circles away.
Jones keeps the fight on the outside.
Tong Po seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Po tries to close the distance and clinch but Jones swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Po tries to clinch there but Jones circles away.
Po throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Po tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Jones manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Po is looking to clinch.
Po tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Jones manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Po misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jones throws the kick towards the body but Po avoids it.
Po tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jones swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Po tries to close the distance and clinch but Jones swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Po avoids a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Po.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Po sees coming a mile off.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Po closes the distance looking to clinch
and Jones counters with an inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Po tries to clinch there but Jones circles away.
Jones throws a push kick but Po slaps the foot to one side.
Po is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice body kick there by Jones.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones is looking to land body kicks.
Jones misses with a kick to the body.
Po wants to clinch but Jones slips to the side
and Jones counters with an outside leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jones lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Po has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Po and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones pushes Po away with a front kick.
Jones thuds his shin into the meat of Po's side.
Jones looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Po moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
Jones throws a body punch but Po moves out of range.
Po thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones lands a body shot.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones with a nice cross.
Jones scores with a hook to the body. Po takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Po keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Jones throws the kick towards the body but Po avoids it.
Po walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jones.
Jones throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jones connects with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jones.
Jones lands a body shot.
Po blocks a head kick by Jones.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Po wants to clinch.
Jones lands a front kick.
Po blocks a head kick by Jones.
Po blocks a head kick by Jones.
Po misses with a kick to the body
and Jones makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Po really felt that one!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones scores with a spinning back kick!
Jones swings for the body but Po moves out of range.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Jones is looking to clinch but Po is avoiding it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones looks for the body kick but Po saw that one coming.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Po.
Jones looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Po fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jones looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jones misses with a kick to the body.

Po closes the distance and pushes Jones back into the cage.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Drunk Jones seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Po tries to land a knee to the head but Jones blocks with his arms.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Po creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Po with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Po misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jones.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drunk Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Po tries a low kick but Jones avoids it.
Po on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jones tries to land a front kick but Po steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Po looks to clinch
and Jones counters with a leg kick.
Jones throws a head kick but Po moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Po checks a leg kick.
Po blocks the body kick.

Jones lands a big head kick that sends Po tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Po back to his feet - he wants the finish!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tong Po's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Drunk Jones!
Our winner, Drunk Jones, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.