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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp The Troller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roberto Cruz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Derp The Troller could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Roberto Cruz's chin.
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214 lbs
4 - 5 - 0 |
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180 cm
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205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Derp The Troller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Roberto Cruz!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Damien Edna and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cruz ducks under a wild hook from The Troller.
The Troller tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Cruz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The Troller gets caught napping as Cruz dives in and scores a takedown. The Troller manages to retain guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The Troller looking for a guillotine here but Cruz defends easily.
Cruz trying to control the position from guard on top but The Troller is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The Troller is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Cruz rolls with it to try and escape but The Troller cranks on the arm and Cruz is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Derp The Troller!
Derp The Troller bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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