PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Green (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Noah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Joe Noah was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Green
vs
Noah

193 cm
25
245 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
22
265 lbs
3 - 7 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Peter Green!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Joe Noah!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Dmitry Maklakov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Noah gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Green to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Noah looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Green slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Green has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Noah!
Green controlling from the full mount.
Green has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noah tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Green sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Noah keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Noah is trying to stand but he's not in a good position to be doing that! Green has taken his back!
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Green is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Noah has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Green has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Noah taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Green doesn't care though - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Peter Green!