PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Joe Average (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Belkofer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Average
vs
Belkofer

170 cm
33
172 lbs
25 - 11 - 0

180 cm
28
175 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe Average!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, David Belkofer!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Belkofer blocks a leg kick.
Belkofer motions for Average to come forward. Belkofer throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Belkofer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Average throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Belkofer misses with a kick to the body
and Average counters with a straight right hand.
Belkofer lands a right hook to the body.
Belkofer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Belkofer forces Average back against the cage and clinches.
Good body shot from Average.
Average blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Belkofer.
Belkofer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Belkofer gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Average.
Belkofer misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Average tries for a takedown. No joy.
Belkofer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Average trying to stall but Belkofer improves his position.
Belkofer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Belkofer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Belkofer misses with a punch to the body.

Belkofer manages to break the clinch.
Belkofer swings for the body but Average moves out of range.
Belkofer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Average moves away.

Belkofer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Nice body punch from Belkofer - that landed with a thud.
Average jumps guard but Belkofer stands there with Average around his waist. Average gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Average. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Belkofer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Belkofer misses with a double jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Average lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Belkofer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Belkofer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belkofer throws the left hand but Average avoids the punch easily.
Average takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Belkofer pushes Average away with a front kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Average shoots and misses
and Belkofer counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
David Belkofer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Average shoots in and drives through. Belkofer sprawls well.
Belkofer lands with a good body shot.
Average uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Belkofer.
Belkofer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Average shoots in but no luck this time.
Average ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Average takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Belkofer lands an overhand right.

Average looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Belkofer!
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Belkofer is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Average unloads with some shots from mount but Belkofer bucks and avoids them well.
Belkofer is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Belkofer wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Average.

Average working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Belkofer is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Average throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Average scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Belkofer?
Belkofer is desperately trying to improve his position but Average has a good base and remains in mount.
Belkofer is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Belkofer is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Belkofer avoids a series of strikes thrown by Average.
Average misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Belkofer dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Average has his takedown stuffed
and Belkofer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Average tries to score a power double leg takedown but Belkofer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Average somewhat.
Average is trying hard to land a takedown here. Belkofer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Average. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Belkofer cracks a nice hook into Average's ribs.
Belkofer thumps Average with a low kick.
Average fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Average fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Average walks into a straight right hand from Belkofer.

It looks like Joe Average has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Average shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Belkofer as he avoids it easily.
Average on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Belkofer. Belkofer obviously looking to wear him down.
Belkofer misses with a body shot.
Belkofer looks to score with a jab to the body but Average is just out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Belkofer as Average shoots in.
Belkofer connects with a solid leg kick.
Average misses with a takedown
and Belkofer counters with a left to the body.
David Belkofer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Belkofer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Belkofer lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Average with a lazy takedown attempt
and Belkofer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Belkofer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Belkofer lands an overhand right.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Average walks into a straight right hand from Belkofer.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Belkofer. Average shrugs it off though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Belkofer. Average does a little dance to reset his feet.
Belkofer is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Average rather than just go for the knockout.
Average tries to move into range but Belkofer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Average takes one on the button.
Belkofer stuffs the takedown.
Belkofer stalks Average and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Average's face. Average staggers backwards, shaken.

Average is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Belkofer fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Average to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Average looks to clinch but Belkofer throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Average taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). David Belkofer!
An out of breath and clearly excited David Belkofer thanked Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).