PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aran Schmeck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On Roids comes to the ring accompanied by Duke Nukem Quotes!. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

On Roids
vs
Schmeck

188 cm
27
210 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

175 cm
25
226 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Duke On Roids!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Aran Schmeck!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Viktor Lagutenko and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schmeck lands a right hook to the body.
On Roids uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schmeck.
Schmeck throws a body punch but On Roids moves out of range.
Schmeck misses with a wild body shot.
Schmeck swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schmeck ducks down and throws a hook to the body but On Roids moves away.
Schmeck blocks a head kick by On Roids.
On Roids tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Schmeck avoids the head kick by On Roids.
On Roids lands with a kick to the temple. Schmeck shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Schmeck steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from On Roids. That one must have hurt.
Aran Schmeck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schmeck blocks a head kick by On Roids.
On Roids misses with an uppercut.
Schmeck throws an overhand right that lands on On Roids's shoulder, as On Roids tries to avoid the shot.
Schmeck throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
On Roids connects with a jab.
Schmeck ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids misses with a head kick.
Duke On Roids is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schmeck with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Schmeck on the wrong end of a nice jab.
On Roids slips under a jab from Schmeck.
Schmeck misses with a takedown attempt
and On Roids counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
On Roids will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Schmeck takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Schmeck scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
On Roids moves in looking to clinch but Schmeck pushes him off.
Schmeck misses with a body shot.
Schmeck misses with an uppercut.
Schmeck throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
On Roids throws a head kick that misses.
Nice sprawl there from On Roids as Schmeck shoots in.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

On Roids moves into the clinch successfully.
On Roids taking a breather.
On Roids tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Schmeck has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by On Roids after a bit of a struggle.
Duke On Roids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Aran Schmeck.
On Roids misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schmeck fails to pull the fight into his guard.
On Roids lands a left hand that snaps the head of Schmeck backwards.
On Roids looking to slow down the pace here.

On Roids escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
On Roids lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
On Roids throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Schmeck connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schmeck shoots in for a takedown but On Roids shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schmeck fakes high and swings low for a body shot but On Roids manages to avoid it.
On Roids buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
On Roids changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
On Roids lands with a kick to the ribs.
Schmeck looks gassed!
A head kick misses from On Roids.
Schmeck swinging wildly here.
On Roids connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Schmeck looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Schmeck throws a big shot that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Schmeck misses the target.
On Roids tries to close the distance and clinch but Schmeck swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Schmeck showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from On Roids.
On Roids avoids the body shot from Schmeck.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids slips a jab from Schmeck.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
On Roids lands with a kick to the temple. Schmeck shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
On Roids is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Schmeck's corner calls for a 1-2. Schmeck obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Schmeck misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Schmeck takes a jab right on the kisser.
On Roids lunges at Schmeck with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Schmeck's hand.
Schmeck takes a swing at On Roids's ribcage but misses.
On Roids throws out a loose jab but Schmeck uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schmeck throws a hook but On Roids avoids it easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Schmeck throws an uppercut from half a mile away. On Roids sees it coming and avoids it easily.
On Roids's corner calls for a 1-2. On Roids obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Nice shot by Schmeck.
On Roids scores with a crisp jab that stopped Schmeck in his tracks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duke On Roids dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Schmeck just misses with a punch to the body.
Schmeck is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down On Roids rather than just go for the knockout.
Schmeck showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from On Roids.
Schmeck swats away the attempt to clinch by On Roids.
Schmeck avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Schmeck changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. On Roids tries to avoid it but Schmeck manages to keep hold of a leg and drag On Roids to the ground. On Roids escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Schmeck misses with a looping left.
On Roids avoids a punch combination nicely.
Schmeck blocks a head kick by On Roids.
On Roids moves away from the strike by Schmeck.
Schmeck takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Schmeck waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract On Roids.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Schmeck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schmeck looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Duke On Roids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Aran Schmeck.
Schmeck is breathing heavily.
No luck for Schmeck with that takedown attempt.
Jab, jab by On Roids - just one landing.
On Roids tries a head kick but it misses.
Schmeck avoids the head kick by On Roids.
Schmeck shoots in for a double leg but On Roids sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Donk. On Roids catches Schmeck right on the button with a cross.
Schmeck misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from On Roids.
On Roids keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Schmeck.

Schmeck changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. On Roids looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
On Roids wants to get back to his feet.
Schmeck wants to control but On Roids is keeping him busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
On Roids is trying to get back to his feet.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Schmeck wants to control but On Roids is keeping him busy.
On Roids wants to get back to his feet but Schmeck drags him back down.
Schmeck tries to advance to mount but On Roids denies him.
Schmeck is trying to ground and pound but On Roids uses the momentary lack of control by Schmeck to regain half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schmeck throwing shots but On Roids is blocking nicely.

On Roids kicks off Schmeck and gets to his feet.
A jab from Schmeck misses.
Schmeck shoots in looking for a takedown but On Roids manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Schmeck's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Sloppy strikes from Schmeck. Those never looked like landing.
Schmeck is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.

On Roids gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Schmeck to score an easy takedown into full guard.

On Roids scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Duke On Roids is winning the standup battle so far.
On Roids scores with the left hand. Schmeck knows he should have avoided that one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schmeck tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but On Roids swivels and escapes.
On Roids lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The fighters circle momentarily. On Roids darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
On Roids cracks Schmeck with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Schmeck throws a body punch but On Roids moves out of range.
On Roids fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Schmeck on the side of the head.
On Roids lands a slapping body shot.
A head kick misses from On Roids.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Schmeck shoots for a takedown but On Roids saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Schmeck throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Schmeck throws a body punch but On Roids moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duke On Roids dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

On Roids throws a head kick that Schmeck semi-blocks.
Schmeck takes a jab right on the kisser.
On Roids looks to land a left hand but Schmeck moved out of range nicely.
Schmeck doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Schmeck misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from On Roids.
Jab by On Roids.
On Roids throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Schmeck on the side of the head.
Jab from On Roids.

Schmeck is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schmeck with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling On Roids to score with a decent uppercut.
Schmeck is still on wobbly legs! Can On Roids finish him?
Schmeck throws a jab but it's blocked by On Roids.
On Roids looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Schmeck seems to have recovered his senses.
Schmeck looks to throw the jab but On Roids is out of range.
Schmeck throws a hook but On Roids avoids it easily.
Schmeck fails with the takedown.
Schmeck takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
On Roids misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids with a jab.
Schmeck thows a body shot but no joy.
Schmeck just misses with a punch to the body.
On Roids throws a head kick but Schmeck moves out of range.
On Roids fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Schmeck on the side of the head.
Schmeck misses with a jab, cross combination.

On Roids drops his shoulder and cracks Schmeck with a huge uppercut! Schmeck goes down! Can On Roids finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
On Roids tries to stand but Schmeck is controlling from the bottom.
On Roids postures up.
On Roids wanted to stand there but Schmeck had control of the position.
Aran Schmeck has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
On Roids has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
On Roids wants to stand and escape but instead Schmeck has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Schmeck stops On Roids from standing up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
On Roids utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Schmeck is in close to On Roids's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Schmeck trying to control but On Roids is working from the bottom.
Schmeck wants to pass the guard but On Roids is keeping the position.
Schmeck trying to control but On Roids is working from the bottom.
Schmeck trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids keeping moving, preventing Schmeck from controlling successfully.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Aran Schmeck wasn't active enough on the ground.
A jab from Schmeck finds it's way through On Roids's defenses.
Schmeck misses with a hook
and On Roids counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Duke On Roids is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Schmeck drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schmeck throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schmeck misses with a combination
and On Roids finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
On Roids jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Schmeck waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract On Roids.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
On Roids throws a head kick but Schmeck moves out of range.
Schmeck misses with a lunging right hand
and On Roids counters with a left to the body.
On Roids misses with a head kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Duke On Roids showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for On Roids, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight for Duke On Roids!
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight for Duke On Roids!
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight for Duke On Roids!

Duke On Roids wins by unanimous decision!
Duke On Roids decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.