PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Funny McGee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Clones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Funny McGee looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

McGee
vs
Clones

200 cm
22
270 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

150 cm
19
265 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Funny McGee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jimmy Clones!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Bruno Lombardi and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGee tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Clones.
McGee ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McGee wants to clinch

and Clones moves into the clinch.
Clones should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
McGee tries to land knees in the clinch but Clones avoids the damage to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Clones is looking for a takedown.
Clones is looking for a takedown.
Funny McGee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jimmy Clones.
Clones is trying to break free.
McGee lands an elbow inside.
Clones jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as McGee walks away with a smile on his face. Clones gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
McGee connects with a high kick.

That has opened up Jimmy Clones's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McGee wants to clinch.
McGee looks to clinch

and Clones counters by clinching up.
Clones is trying to work for a single leg takedown but McGee pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A nice glancing elbow lands by McGee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Clones.
Clones looks gassed!
McGee utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McGee utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
McGee lands an elbow inside that Clones shrugs off.

The cut above Jimmy Clones's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
McGee using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Clones takes an elbow to the temple.
McGee using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
McGee comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Jimmy Clones's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
McGee landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
McGee lands a damaging elbow.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jimmy Clones's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Funny McGee!
A very excited looking Funny McGee made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.