PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hammer Bammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bad Religion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bammer
vs
Religion

188 cm
22
180 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
18
174 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Biochemical Enhancement Edibles (90% laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hammer Bammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bad Religion!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Religion takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bammer connects with a body shot that sends Religion's belly button to the back.
Religion tries a head kick but it misses.
Religion chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bammer can pounce on him.
Religion tries to clinch up
and Bammer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bammer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Religion wants to clinch but Bammer slips to the side

and Bammer counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Religion's guard now.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bammer is stalling in the full guard.
Bammer wants to control from the top but Religion keeps moving.
Bammer is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bammer won't allow Religion to get back to his feet.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Hammer Bammer.

Bammer gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bammer lands an elbow inside.

Religion breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Religion wants to clinch but Bammer slips to the side

so Bammer counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Bammer prevents Religion from getting back to his feet.
Bammer sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Bammer trying to control the position from guard on top but Religion is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Hammer Bammer has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bammer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Bad Religion has been cut.
Bammer lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Religion is rocked!
Religion takes an elbow to the forehead.
Religion is still on wobbly legs! Can Bammer finish him?
Bammer jerks Religion's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Religion drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Bammer goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Bammer because Religion was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Hammer Bammer!
Hammer Bammer took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Biochemical Enhancement Edibles (90% laundry) for their support in the buildup to the fight.