PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Brashear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patricius Satanae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brashear's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Machine Head - Imperium. Donald Brashear is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Brashear
vs
Satanae

188 cm
26
260 lbs
6 - 7 - 1

187 cm
22
230 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

[WOT] DTK Designs (Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Donald Brashear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Patricius Satanae!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Sergei Dronov and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Satanae darts in and clinches Brashear up against the cage.
Satanae lands a knee to the head.
Satanae blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Brashear tries to circle away but Satanae has him pinned against the cage.
Satanae with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Satanae lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Brashear is trying to maintain a safe position but Satanae gets an underhook and turns Brashear into the cage.
Brashear has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Brashear is trying to force a seperation but Satanae has the dominant position.
Brashear throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Brashear is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Satanae lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Donald Brashear has been cut.
Satanae unloads a knee to the mid-section. Brashear lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Satanae landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Satanae lands a body punch in the clinch.
Brashear is breathing heavily.
Satanae lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Satanae landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Satanae with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanae lands a nice knee to the body.
Satanae scores with a knee to the head.
Satanae lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Satanae lands a body punch in the clinch.
Satanae is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A short right from Satanae.
Brashear is trying to force a seperation but Satanae has the dominant position.
Brashear tries a knee to the head but Satanae blocks it.
Satanae with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Satanae lands a knee to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Satanae lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Satanae stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Satanae misses with a knee strike.
Brashear takes a knee right on the jaw!
Satanae unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Satanae on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Satanae is leaning against Brashear and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satanae misses with a knee to the head.
Satanae connects with a nasty looking knee right to Brashear's face.
Satanae lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Brashear backwards.

Brashear is rocked!
Satanae with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Satanae scores a nice knee to the body.
Brashear is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Satanae looking to throw knees to the head but Brashear is blocking nicely.
Satanae with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Satanae using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Brashear has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Satanae gets through Brashear's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Satanae pushes Brashear against the cage. Satanae is working some dirty boxing. Satanae pushes off with a quick right hook! Brashear goes down! Brashear tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Satanae moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patricius Satanae!
An intense looking Patricius Satanae took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Ave Satanae!'.