PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rony Jaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kvadratichnie Schtaniki kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Sinister - Leviathan. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki
vs
Jaa

190 cm
27
211 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

188 cm
25
194 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rony Jaa!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Aafke Stam and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jaa wants to clinch up but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki keeps it at a distance.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jaa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki feints and then cracks Jaa's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jaa down.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Rony Jaa has been cut.
Jaa throws a head kick that misses.
Jab from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to bum rush Jaa with a series of wild strikes but Jaa uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a series of punches but Jaa avoids them all with ease.
Jaa pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A leg kick checked by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki just misses with a punch to the body.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki blocks a head kick by Jaa.
Jaa throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jaa throws a front kick aimed at Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's knee but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki avoids it well.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jaa takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki drops Jaa with a beautiful combination! Jaa stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking for the KO!

Jaa is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
Jaa is still on wobbly legs! Can Kvadratichnie Schtaniki finish him?
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Jaa falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki thanked the fans post fight for their support.