PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Dunowevil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Milan Lucic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dunowevil's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, If You're Gonna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Dunowevil
vs
Lucic

194 cm
28
221 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

193 cm
33
210 lbs
24 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Legion of Pain Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Roger Dunowevil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Milan Lucic!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Dean Styles and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lucic tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lucic closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Roger Dunowevil seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lucic cracks Dunowevil with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dunowevil stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dunowevil scores with a punch to the head.
Dunowevil throws a sloppy body shot
and Lucic counters with a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dunowevil looks to land a right hand but Lucic moved out of range.
Lucic rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dunowevil moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dunowevil showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lucic.
Lucic lands with a nice body punch.
Danga de danga de dang - Lucic scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Roger Dunowevil has been cut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lucic.
Dunowevil throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dunowevil lands a body shot.
Lucic is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dunowevil.
The crowd cheers as Lucic lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dunowevil doesn't seem phased though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dunowevil fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lucic.
Dunowevil ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lucic throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lucic tries to score with a low kick but Dunowevil moves his leg out of the way.
Lucic throws a right and a left that Dunowevil avoids nicely.
Dunowevil tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Lucic is able to avoid easily.
Dunowevil connects with a body shot that sends Lucic's belly button to the back.
Lucic finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Lucic staying out of range there.
Dunowevil blocks a leg kick.
Dunowevil throws a series of punches but Lucic avoids them all with ease.
Dunowevil scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dunowevil is looking to clinch.
Dunowevil lands a jab to Lucic's midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dunowevil keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lucic.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dunowevil scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lucic doesn't seem bothered though.
Dunowevil is looking to wear down Lucic with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Lucic looks gassed!
Lucic on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dunowevil. Dunowevil obviously looking to wear him down.
Lucic ducks under a wild hook from Dunowevil.
Lucic avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lucic misses with a straight right.
Dunowevil swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lucic counters with a one-two to the body.
Lucic tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dunowevil was well out of range. Poor timing from Lucic.
Dunowevil throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lucic blocks the body kick.
Dunowevil buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dunowevil with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lucic to score with a decent uppercut.
Crunch! Dunowevil slams his shin into Lucic's torso.
Dunowevil throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lucic counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lucic gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Dunowevil there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Dunowevil clinches.
Dunowevil landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Lucic blocks a body shot from Dunowevil.

Dunowevil manages to break the clinch.
Dunowevil looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lucic tries to land a leg kick but Dunowevil saw it coming and moves away.
Lucic avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lucic takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dunowevil feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lucics jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

Dunowevil fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Lucic, pushing him back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Dunowevil.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dunowevil misses with a body punch.
Lucic tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dunowevil's elbow.
Lucic misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dunowevil tries to throw a body punch but Lucic avoids it by throwing Dunowevil back against the cage.
Dunowevil lands a shot to the body.
Dunowevil cracks Lucic with a nice body shot.
Dunowevil tries to work over Lucic's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dunowevil scores a nice knee to the body.
Dunowevil lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lucic lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dunowevil backwards.
Lucic is trying to force a seperation but Dunowevil has the dominant position.
Dunowevil works on Lucic's body with a couple of short punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Dunowevil dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Roger Dunowevil's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dunowevil lets loose with a powerful body kick. Lucic will feel that in the morning.
Lucic just misses with a punch to the body.
Dunowevil slips a straight right by Lucic.
Dunowevil throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lucic will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dunowevil waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lucic.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Lucic - that will leave a mark!
Dunowevil is looking to clinch.
Dunowevil lands a jab to the head.
Dunowevil throws a quick inside leg kick.
Milan Lucic is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An inside leg kick from Dunowevil misses.
Dunowevil fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lucic manages to avoid it.
Dunowevil lands a right hook to the body.
Dunowevil misses with a body shot.
Lucic is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dunowevil slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Lucic is rocked!
Lucic ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dunowevil moves away.
Lucic is still on wobbly legs! Can Dunowevil finish him?
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lucic lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dunowevil has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dunowevil and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dunowevil scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Lucic walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Lucic limp body while Dunowevil jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Roger Dunowevil!
Roger Dunowevil really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Legion of Pain Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.