PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sam Stout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destruction comes to the cage accompanied by Earth Sized Microwave by Japanese Torture Comedy Hour. Stout is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Disturbed - Criminal. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Destruction
vs
Stout

179 cm
32
165 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

175 cm
29
168 lbs
19 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dick Destruction!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sam Stout!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stout slips under a jab from Destruction.
Destruction misses with a hook to the body
and Stout counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stout avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dick Destruction seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stout misses with a jab, cross combination.
Destruction connects with a body shot.
Destruction scores with a shot to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Destruction.
Stout darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Stout steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Destruction. That one must have hurt.
Destruction misses with a low kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Stout misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Destruction.
Good leg kick by Stout there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Destruction swings for the body but Stout moves out of range.
Stout misses the shot to the body.
Destruction attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Destruction looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Stout walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Destruction with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Destruction with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Stout will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Destruction. Stout does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction tries to score with a low kick but Stout moves his leg out of the way.
Stout takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Stout takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Stout swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Destruction takes a body punch but keeps moving.
An inside leg kick lands from Stout.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stout.
Destruction pivots, looking for a leg kick but Stout is out of range and Destruction settles back down.
Destruction moves out of range of the body kick.
Destruction takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Destruction looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A telegraphed right hand from Stout misses the target.
Destruction looks to land a body kick but Stout moved away.
Stout scoring well with a low kick there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Destruction rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Stout lands a nice shot to the body.
Destruction is breathing heavily.
Destruction throws out a loose jab but Stout uses good head movement to avoid it.
Destruction drops his hands momentarily and Stout takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Stout lands a nice leg kick that just misses Destruction's sensitive parts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction throws a shot from downtown. Stout moves away and avoids it.
Nice straight punches there by Stout. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Stout.
Destruction misses with a kick to the body.
Destruction takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Stout fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Stout wants to clinch.
Stout takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That kick from Stout tenderised Destruction's leg. Destruction is trying to keep his angry face on.
Stout lands with a hook. Destruction tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Stout lands with a thumping leg kick.
Stout is looking to land body kicks.
Stout lands a slapping body shot.
Stout throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Stout.
Stout comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Stout. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Stout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stout lands a nice leg kick that just misses Destruction's sensitive parts.
Stout chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Stout connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Destruction avoids a kick to the body.
Stout looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Stout moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Stout.
Stout clobbers Destruction with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Destruction is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Destruction throws a chopping leg kick but Stout manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Stout scores with a jab to the jaw.
The crowd cheers as Stout lands an impressive looking overhand right. Destruction doesn't seem phased though.

Destruction is rocked!
Stout checks the leg kick nicely there.
Oh Destruction is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Destruction avoids the body shot from Stout.
Stout fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Destruction is out of range.
Destruction seems to have got his legs back now.
Stout lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Stout digs a good hook to Destruction's body.
Stout moves out of range of the body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stout tries a head kick but it misses.
A clash of legs there as Destruction blocks the low kick.
Stout tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Stout throws a head kick that misses.
Destruction connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Stout's hands.
A good leg kick by Destruction.
Stout lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Stout throws a leg kick which misses Destruction's front leg but catches the back leg as Destruction tries to avoid it.

Stout pushes Destruction up against the cage in a clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Destruction just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stout's brow.
Nice body punch from Stout.

Stout pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Good leg kick by Stout there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stout works the jab nicely.
Destruction throws a half hearted mid kick.
Destruction throws a wild body kick that Stout sees coming a mile off.
Stout scores with a sloppy right hand. Destruction should have avoided that one.
Destruction looks for the body kick but Stout saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sam Stout dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Stout throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Destruction connects with a leg kick. Stout looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Destruction defending well as Stout loads up on a big left hand.
Stout misses with a wild combination.
Destruction throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Stout lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Destruction lands a nice looking body shot.
Destruction gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Stout.
Destruction on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Stout, right into the meat.

Oooooh!!! Stout has knocked Destruction down with a huge combo! Stout steps away and waves a wobbly Destruction back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stout throws a right and a left that Destruction avoids nicely.
Destruction on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Stout tries to land a front kick but Destruction steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Stout jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
A lazy left from Stout finds it's target.
Stout fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Destruction is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Stout digs a good body shot into Destruction's ribs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Stout misses with a hook. Destruction ducked under it nicely.
Destruction keeps the fight on the outside.
Destruction misses with an attempted mid kick.
Destruction throws the kick towards the body but Stout avoids it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Stout. Destruction shrugs it off though.
Destruction throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Destruction fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Stout checks it well.
Stout thumps Destruction with a low kick.
Stout fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Destruction is out of range.
Stout lands with a thumping leg kick.
Destruction ducks under a wild hook from Stout.
Stout scores with a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stout throws a sloppy head kick and Destruction moves out of range easily.
Good leg kick by Stout there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Stout with a nice cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction checks a leg kick.
Destruction uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stout.
Stout scores with a jab to the body.
Destruction feints and then cracks Stout's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Stout down.
A solid leg kick lands there for Stout.
Stout throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Destruction stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Destruction chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Stout can pounce on him.
Sam Stout seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Stout checks a leg kick nicely.
Destruction takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Stout lands a nice leg kick that just misses Destruction's sensitive parts.
Stout is looking to slow Destruction down with leg kicks.
The fighters circle momentarily. Stout darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Stout on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Stout misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Destruction on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Destruction looks to land a body kick but Stout moved away.
Stout has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A good leg kick by Stout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stout's jab looks to have found its range, popping Destruction under the eye.
Destruction tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Destruction uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stout.
Destruction looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

Stout lands a big uppercut and Destruction crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Destruction looks OK. Stout waves Destruction back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A swing and a miss from Stout.
Destruction gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Destruction tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Stout is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Destruction buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Destruction!! Destruction is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Stout throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sam Stout!
After winning the bout, Sam Stout thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.