PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Earl Sweatpants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Tits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sweatpants might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Earl - Earl Sweatshirt. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Sweatpants
vs
Tits

180 cm
27
160 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

170 cm
24
150 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Earl Sweatpants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tony Tits!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shirou Masuda and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tits clinches with his opponent.

Tits drags the fight down to the ground.

Tits is looking for a triangle here but Sweatpants uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Tits regains half guard.
Tits trying to control but Sweatpants postures up.
Tits manages to get to full guard.
Sweatpants tries to stand but Tits is controlling from the bottom.

Tits isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Sweatpants stacks Tits on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Sweatpants!
Tits struggling a bit here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sweatpants decides to stand back up.
A decent looking cross lands there for Tits.
Sweatpants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tits throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Sweatpants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Tits fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sweatpants, pushing him back against the cage.

Tits breaks the clinch.
Tits connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Sweatpants momentarily.
Tits works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tits lands with a big left! Sweatpants is wobbled badly! Tits comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Sweatpants to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Tony Tits!
Tony Tits was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.