PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chul Moo Pak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman has chosen Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On as his entrance music. Chul Moo Pak has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Moo Pak
vs
Cartman

180 cm
26
181 lbs
11 - 2 - 1

170 cm
33
185 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Conviction
Convicted Trap House

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Chul Moo Pak!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Colin Fray and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman throws a low kick but Pak avoids it.
Pak pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pak connects with a solid leg kick.
No luck for Cartman with that takedown attempt.
Pak throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Pak moved out of range.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
Pak staying out of range there.
Cartman lands a right hook to the body.
Pak lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cartman's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pak throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman moves forwards but Pak connects with a nice, crisp jab.
That kick from Cartman tenderised Pak's leg. Pak is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cartman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Pak pinned against the cage. Pak gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Chul Moo Pak has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Pak throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Cartman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pak is looking to land body kicks.
Cartman with a hook.

It looks like Chul Moo Pak has been cut.
Pak throws a head kick that half lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pak has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Cartman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Pak.
Pak misses the shot to the body.
Pak throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cartman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
Pak tries to land a leg kick but Cartman saw it coming and moves away.
Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pak.
Pak misses with an uppercut. Cartman saw that one coming.
Cartman is looking to land body kicks.
Cartman punishes Pak's body with a nice straight punch.
Cartman attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman slips under a jab.
Pak scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
No joy there for Pak, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pak ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt - Pak sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Pak feints and then cracks Cartman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cartman down.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Cartman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pak counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Pak ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cartman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman blocks a leg kick.
Cartman cracks the inside of Pak's front leg.
Pak throws out a loose jab but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pak lands with a nice body kick.
Chul Moo Pak is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A right-left combo lands from Pak.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman checks a low kick from Pak.
Pak lunges at Cartman with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Cartman's hand.
Pak swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cartman lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pak has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pak and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cartman shoots in but Pak avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Pak gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Cartman to score an easy takedown into full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Chul Moo Pak will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chul Moo Pak's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Pak moves forwards but Cartman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fighters circling - Cartman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cartman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pak tries to bum rush Cartman with a series of wild strikes but Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pak misses with a head kick.
Pak misses with a body kick.
Cartman scores with a nice strike.
Pak blocks a jab.
Pak tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Pak.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Cartman misses with a hook to the body
and Pak counters with an inside leg kick.
Pak keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw.
Pak works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pak takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pak misses with a two punch combination.
Pak lands with an uppercut that bounces Cartman off the cage and back into range.
Cartman ducks right into an uppercut from Pak.
Cartman misses with a leg kick
and Pak counters with a nice body kick.
Cartman moves out of range as Pak throws a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pak waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.
Pak throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cartman's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pak misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pak slips a straight right by Cartman.
Cartman walks into a straight right hand from Pak.
Cartman attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pak.
Cartman misses with a left hand
and Pak counters with a slapping leg kick.

Cartman closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Cartman lands in his opponent's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Pak keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pak avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Pak keeps moving.
Pak trying to keep a closed guard but Cartman is proving a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Pak keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Eric Cartman.
Cartman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pak is out of range.
Cartman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pak cracks Cartman with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Cartman misses with a body kick.
Nice straight punches there by Cartman. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cartman.
Cartman scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pak doesn't seem bothered though.
Pak takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman closes this distance looking for a takedown but Pak circles away.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Eric Cartman will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Chul Moo Pak's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Pak throws a leg kick but Cartman moved away.
A big left from Cartman misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Pak blocks the leg kick.
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Pak sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pak throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Cartman scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cartman tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Cartman is looking to take a break and control but Pak is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Pak gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pak has hold of Cartman's hands but Cartman slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Cartman thows a huge punch but Pak dodges it nicely.
Pak has hold of Cartman's hands but Cartman slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Pak trying to control from the bottom.
Cartman not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is pressing down on Pak's thigh, looking to free his foot. Pak is holding on for now.
Cartman scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Cartman is trying to control the action in half guard but Pak is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Pak trying to control from the bottom.
Cartman missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cartman thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Pak's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman wants to control but Pak is keeping him busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pak avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cartman.
Cartman throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Pak to regain full guard.
Cartman chips away with some ground and pound.
Cartman throws a big elbow that misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman landing with the ground and pound.
Cartman with a nice head shot there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pak is trying to control the position but Cartman postures up.
Pak managing to control the position.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman trying to control but Pak is working from the bottom.
Eric Cartman has got the better of the ground game so far.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Pak has wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chul Moo Pak's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pak.
Pak on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Pak scores with a shot to the body.
Pak thumps Cartman with a low kick.
Pak lands a front kick.

Cartman shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Pak napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The ground and pound from Cartman seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Pak holds on tight, trying to prevent any damage.
Cartman throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Cartman tries to score with some ground and pound. Pak controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman scoring with punches from side control.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Sloppy strikes there by Cartman.
Cartman throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Cartman looks up at the clock and then as Pak takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Cartman smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Cartman throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Pak on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Cartman tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Cartman landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman tries to score with some ground and pound. Pak controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Cartman is chipping away with strikes.
Cartman working the ground and pound.
An elbow from Cartman crashes against the mat.
Cartman landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Cartman fails to land a wild elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pak avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Cartman.
Cartman fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Cartman working the head and body with strikes.
Cartman working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Cartman looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Pak is avoiding damage well.
Pak avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Cartman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Cartman working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Cartman cracks Pak with an elbow. That is naaassty.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Pak is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pak is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Cartman is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Cartman connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Chul Moo Pak's cut.
That's time! Pak's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!

Cartman shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Pak's guard.
Cartman controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Pak utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Cartman keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Pak's head.
Cartman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartman is in close to Pak's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Cartman throwing strikes from guard but Pak blocks nicely.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pak working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Cartman.
Cartman is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cartman advances position into side control!
Pak dodges the ground and pound from Cartman.
Pak can't do much from the bottom here.
Chul Moo Pak has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Cartman has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Cartman's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

Eric Cartman has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Pak misses the body punch
and Cartman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Cartman has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Pak throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pak throws a leg kick
and Cartman counters with a nice low kick that buckles Pak's knee momentarily.
Cartman misses with a leg kick.
Pak tries to land a front kick but Cartman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Pak misses with a shot to the body
and Cartman counters with an inside leg kick.
Chul Moo Pak is winning the standup battle so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands with an uppercut that bounces Pak off the cage and back into range.
A big right from Pak misses.
Cartman dives in and grabs Pak's left leg, looking for a takedown. Pak pushes down on Cartman's head and hops out.

Cartman drives through with a takedown into Pak's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Cartman's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Cartman pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pak is keeping the position for now.

Pak working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cartman doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cartman manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Cartman has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 46:49
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 46:49
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 44:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman is the new welterweight champion!
Eric Cartman seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.