PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rankka Ankka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wes Wolfen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ankka comes to the cage accompanied by Milk - The Knife Song. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ankka
vs
Wolfen

205 cm
27
220 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

192 cm
32
218 lbs
20 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Rankka Ankka!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wes Wolfen!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Radbod Blank and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ankka closes the distance and clinches up with Wolfen, looking for a takedown. Ankka pushes Wolfen against the cage but Wolfen circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Wolfen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sloppy strikes from Wolfen. Those never looked like landing.
Ankka swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ankka ducks under a wild hook from Wolfen.
Ankka throws a head kick but Wolfen moves out of range.
Ankka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wolfen looks to land a left hand but Ankka moved out of range nicely.
Ankka looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ankka buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ankka.
Ankka takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Some bone on bone action there as Ankka checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Wolfen ducks right into an uppercut from Ankka.
Ankka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ankka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Ankka.
Ankka throws a sloppy head kick and Wolfen moves out of range easily.
Ankka throws a head kick but Wolfen moves out of range.
Ankka lands a head kick. Wolfen smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Wolfen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Ankka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Ankka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That kick from Ankka tenderised Wolfen's leg. Wolfen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wolfen on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Ankka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wolfen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Ankka tries a head kick but it misses.
Ankka takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Wolfen throws a body punch but Ankka moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wolfen slips under a jab.
A shot to the body from Wolfen misses
and Ankka counters with a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ankka lands a head kick!
A head kick misses from Ankka.
Wolfen is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Ankka rather than just go for the knockout.
Wolfen misses the shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Ankka.
Wolfen throws a hook but Ankka blocks it.
Ankka throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nice body punch from Wolfen.
Wolfen moves out of range as Ankka throws a body kick.
Ankka bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Wolfen's head.
Ankka tries a low kick but Wolfen avoids it.
Wolfen lands with a right hand.
Wolfen slips a jab and a cross from Ankka.
Ankka is looking to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wolfen lands a jab to the nose.
Good standup being displayed there by Ankka as he connects with a hook.
Ankka takes a shot to the body in his stride.

Wolfen gets caught flat footed, as Ankka shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Wolfen lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Ankka!
Wolfen punishing his opponent with strikes.
Ankka sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Wolfen content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wolfen trying to control from half guard but Ankka is working away.
Wolfen thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Wolfen connects with a nice short shot to Ankka's temple.
Wolfen thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Ankka wants to control but Wolfen is keeping busy.
Ankka pushes Wolfen off looking to stand but Wolfen dives back in and keeps control.
Ankka is trying to get back to full guard.
Wolfen drops an elbow to the side of Ankka's head.
Ankka is trying to stand up here but Wolfen is controlling him well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wolfen trying to control from half guard but Ankka is working away.

Wolfen stands up out of the half guard.
Wolfen swings for the body but Ankka moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Rankka Ankka will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Ankka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wolfen.
A punch lands to the side of Wolfen 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Ankka throws a leg kick but Wolfen checks it.
Ankka looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Wolfen is fending him off so far but Ankka persists. Nope, Wolfen circles away and we're back to standing.
Wolfen scores with a jab to the head.
Rankka Ankka is winning the standup battle so far.
Ankka attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Ankka lands with a straight right. Wolfen didn't see that one coming.
Ankka ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wolfen takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wolfen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ankka misses the jab.
Ankka is looking to clinch but Wolfen is avoiding it.

Ankka scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wolfen tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Ankka wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Wolfen is not content to let Ankka control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ankka working away.
Wolfen tries to improve position but can't.
Ankka is looking to take a break and control but Wolfen is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wolfen is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Wolfen is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ankka has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Wolfen tries to lock up and control but Ankka gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Ankka with a couple of short strikes.
Ankka with shots to the head and body - Wolfen looks very uncomfortable down there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wolfen is looking to improve his position but Ankka isn't that keen on the idea.
Wolfen is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Wolfen really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Wolfen is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Wolfen tries to hold on but Ankka postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ankka tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Ankka wants to control the pace but Wolfen is squirming around nicely.
Ankka scoring with strikes but Wolfen is staying in there.
Wolfen takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Ankka's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rankka Ankka!
Rankka Ankka retains his light heavyweight title!
Rankka Ankka decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.