PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Percival Butcher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Butcher
vs
Zoidberg

195 cm
33
221 lbs
21 - 13 - 0

190 cm
32
222 lbs
28 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Percival Butcher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Josh West and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg tries to score with a low kick but Butcher moves his leg out of the way.
Percival Butcher seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Butcher lands a front kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Butcher.
A combination from Butcher does no damage.
Butcher lands with an overhand left.
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg doesn't manage to clinch there - Butcher circles away.
Zoidberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Butcher swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Butcher misses with a kick to the body.
Butcher throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Butcher strikes.
Zoidberg thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Butcher if he has to take too many more of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch but Butcher swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Butcher scores with a spinning back kick!
Butcher just misses with a punch to the body.
Butcher misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butcher throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Butcher checks the leg kick nicely there.
The fighters circling - Butcher throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zoidberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Butcher.
Butcher throws a head kick but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Butcher walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Zoidberg checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Zoidberg defending well as Butcher loads up on a big left hand.
Zoidberg keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

Butcher has taken the fight to the clinch.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Butcher fails to land.
Butcher can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Butcher's brow.
Butcher tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Butcher back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Butcher.
Butcher lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Butcher swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Butcher's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Butcher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Butcher lands a body punch in the clinch.
Butcher tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Butcher tries a body shot but Zoidberg blocks it.
Butcher lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Butcher as the two fighters clinch.
Butcher lands a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Butcher.
Butcher tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Butcher misses with some punches.
A short right from Butcher on the inside.
Butcher tries a body shot but Zoidberg blocks it.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the head.
Butcher goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Butcher blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Butcher takes an elbow to the forehead.
Butcher lands a nice uppercut.
Butcher blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Butcher avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butcher misses with a short punch on the inside.
Butcher lands with a short shot to the head.
Butcher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Butcher swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Butcher has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Butcher's defenses.

It looks like Percival Butcher has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Butcher has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Butcher blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Butcher avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Butcher avoids it.
Butcher can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Percival Butcher dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Percival Butcher's cut.
That's time! Butcher's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
Butcher missing with a left hand there. Zoidberg was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Zoidberg tries to work over Butcher's front leg with a kick but Butcher checks it.
Zoidberg takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Zoidberg attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg throws a nice inside leg kick.
Butcher fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Butcher throws a chopping leg kick but Zoidberg manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Zoidberg throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Butcher checks it well.
Butcher misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick as Butcher jumps back.
Butcher on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A thudding body kick lands there by Butcher!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
Butcher throws a low kick but Zoidberg avoids it.
Butcher throws a push kick but Zoidberg slaps the foot to one side.
Butcher throws a leg kick that misses.
Zoidberg chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Zoidberg chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
Butcher bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Zoidberg's head backwards.
Butcher misses with a body kick.
Butcher throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zoidberg scores with a kick to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Butcher.

Butcher clinches up against the cage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Butcher.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Butcher misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Butcher's ribcage.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Butcher blocks it with crossed arms.
Percival Butcher has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Butcher scores with a nice hook to the head.
Butcher avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Butcher tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Butcher in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Butcher managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Butcher blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Butcher shrugs off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Butcher throws a head punch that misses.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Butcher.
Butcher tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Butcher.
Butcher has Zoidberg pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Zoidberg manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Butcher's brow.
Butcher on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Butcher lands with a left to the head.
A shot in the inside from Butcher.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Butcher misses with a body punch.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Butcher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Butcher struggles to land a body shot inside as Zoidberg controls his hands.
Butcher lands a body punch.
Butcher lands a right hand.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Butcher.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Butcher avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Butcher lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Butcher softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Percival Butcher dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Butcher cracks Zoidberg with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Zoidberg takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Zoidberg checks a leg kick nicely.

Butcher closes the distance and pushes Zoidberg back into the cage.
Butcher misses with a body punch.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Butcher tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Butcher back against the cage.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Butcher blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Butcher misses with a body punch.
Butcher throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Butcher misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right handed body shot lands from Butcher.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg working Butcher over with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Butcher tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Butcher can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Butcher.
Butcher misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butcher avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Butcher.
Butcher avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Butcher blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Butcher throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Butcher misses with a punch on the inside.
Butcher can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
John Zoidberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Butcher managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Butcher lands a right hand.

That has opened up John Zoidberg's cut even more.
Butcher on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Butcher.
Butcher tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Butcher back against the cage.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Butcher.
Butcher misses with a body punch.
Butcher throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Butcher.
A head punch on the inside from Butcher fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butcher misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Butcher creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Butcher managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Butcher swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butcher swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butcher misses with a body punch.
Butcher tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Butcher shrugs off.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Butcher.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Butcher.
Butcher blocks an elbow strike.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Butcher is defending well for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butcher struggles to land a body shot inside as Zoidberg controls his hands.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Butcher is working Zoidberg over against the cage.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Butcher.
Butcher managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Butcher goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Butcher can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Butcher's brow.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Butcher leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Butcher misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Butcher has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Butcher throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.

And that's the end of the fight!
Percival Butcher showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Butcher has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:27
Judge Josh West scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Percival Butcher!
Percival Butcher thanked the fans post fight for their support.