PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeor Mormont (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Jeor Mormont has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jeor Mormont seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Mormont
vs
Dahmer

187 cm
26
175 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

180 cm
20
175 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
Powerful

CEC Nutrition Q160
Reaper Combatwear

CEC Nutrition Q160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeor Mormont!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahmer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mormont looks for a takedown but Dahmer sprawls well.

Dahmer has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dahmer creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mormont looking for a takedown.
Stalling in the clinch from Dahmer.
Dahmer lands an elbow that stopped Mormont in his tracks for a moment.
Dahmer creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dahmer.
Dahmer trying to control the position but instead, Mormont has worked for underhooks and has pushed Dahmer into the cage.
Dahmer is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Jeffrey Dahmer.

Dahmer gets a clinch.
Mormont has Dahmer pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dahmer manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeor Mormont. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dahmer looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Dahmer working aggressively here.
Dahmer just leaning against Mormont, taking a breather.
Mormont dodges an elbow strike from Dahmer.
Dahmer is pressed up against the cage. Mormont has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dahmer down to the mat. Dahmer avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Dahmer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Jeor Mormont has been cut.
Mormont closes the distance and clinches up with Dahmer, looking for a takedown. Mormont pushes Dahmer against the cage but Dahmer circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Dahmer closes the distance and pushes Mormont back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dahmer is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Mormont wants to take the fight to the mat but Dahmer manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Dahmer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dahmer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Mormont takes an elbow to the temple.
Dahmer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dahmer pushes off an throws an elbow but Mormont leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Mormont blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dahmer comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dahmer throws an elbow but it misses.
Dahmer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Mormont has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Dahmer after a bit of a struggle.
Dahmer throws an elbow that misses.
Dahmer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mormont's defenses.
Dahmer creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mormont blocks the elbow strike.
Mormont dodges an elbow strike from Dahmer.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Dahmer takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Dahmer lands an elbow inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer is looking to control Mormont's arms but Mormont gets an underhook and turns him. Now Dahmer has his back to the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Dahmer.
Dahmer is looking to control Mormont's arms but Mormont gets an underhook and turns him. Now Dahmer has his back to the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Jeffrey Dahmer.

Dahmer has Mormont up against the cage in a clinch.
Dahmer is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mormont is trying to drag Dahmer to the mat but Dahmer just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Dahmer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jeor Mormont's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Dahmer darts in and clinches Mormont up against the cage.
Dahmer avoiding damage.

Mormont has picked Dahmer up - he's going for a ride! Mormont dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

Mormont is looking for a kimura but Dahmer is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Mormont to get the leverage.
Mormont is trying to control. Dahmer wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Mormont thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Mormont is looking to take a break and control but Dahmer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mormont is taking a breather. Dahmer says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Mormont looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Jeor Mormont.
Mormont walks into a straight right hand from Dahmer.

Dahmer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Mormont dodges an elbow strike from Dahmer.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Mormont is looking to take this one to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mormont's defenses.
Mormont takes an elbow to the temple.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dahmer.
Dahmer pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Mormont goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dahmer prevents it.
Mormont has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Dahmer is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeor Mormont. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mormont takes an elbow to the temple.

Jeor Mormont's cut is getting worse.
Mormont takes an elbow to the forehead.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mormont is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer throws an elbow but it misses.
Dahmer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dahmer throws an elbow that misses.
Mormont dodges an elbow strike from Dahmer.
Mormont is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Dahmer gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Dahmer throws an elbow but it misses.
Mormont blocks an elbow strike from Dahmer.
Mormont has Dahmer pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dahmer manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer lands an uppercut.
Dahmer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mormont backwards.
Mormont avoids a wild elbow strike from Dahmer.
Dahmer looking to stall.
Dahmer lands a damaging elbow.
Dahmer looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Dahmer gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Mormont.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dahmer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Dahmer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jeor Mormont's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Dahmer has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dahmer comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
With the fighters up against the cage, Dahmer throws an elbow but misses.
Mormont has Dahmer pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dahmer manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

Mormont wants the takedown. Dahmer is fighting it off but Mormont persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Dahmer's guard against the cage.
Mormont wants to pass the guard but Dahmer is keeping the position.
Mormont throws a big elbow that misses.
Mormont wants to control from the top but Dahmer keeps moving.
Dahmer really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Mormont. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Dahmer is looking to stand up but Mormont isn't so interested in that idea.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mormont stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dahmer swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Mormont drops back looking for a leg! Dahmer is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dahmer manages to kick Mormont off! Mormont jumps back into Dahmer's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mormont pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dahmer is keeping the position for now.
Dahmer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Mormont wants to control from the top but Dahmer keeps moving.
Dahmer is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Mormont shoots in but Dahmer avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Mormont has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeor Mormont. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Dahmer has closed the distance and engaged Mormont in a clinch.
Jeor Mormont has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dahmer misses with a hook from the clinch.

Mormont tightens his grip and picks Dahmer up, before dumping him to the ground. Dahmer manages to land in guard.
Mormont trying to control but Dahmer is working from the bottom.
Mormont trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mormont postures up in Dahmer's guard and throws a big left but Dahmer blocks it.
Mormont throws a big right hand that misses.
Mormont working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Mormont trying to control the position from guard on top but Dahmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mormont throws a big elbow that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeor Mormont showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Dahmer has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeffrey Dahmer!