PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucifer Diabolus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arvo Laar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Laar has chosen some random 90's estonia dance song i found on youtube as his entrance music. Arvo Laar has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lucifer Diabolus's chin.

Diabolus
vs
Laar

200 cm
21
215 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

182 cm
20
213 lbs
2 - 7 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Great low kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good gas tank

PWNAGE™ (WOT)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lucifer Diabolus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arvo Laar!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laar throws a head kick but Diabolus moves out of range.
Laar takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Some wild striking there from Laar.
Arvo Laar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laar throws a sloppy head kick and Diabolus moves out of range easily.
Laar tries to score with a low kick but Diabolus moves his leg out of the way.
Laar tries to land a leg kick but Diabolus saw it coming and moves away.
Laar looks for the body kick but Diabolus saw that one coming.
Laar looks to land a combination but Diabolus avoids it well.
Laar checks a low kick from Diabolus.
Diabolus punishes Laar's body with a nice straight punch.
Laar lands with a nice body kick.
Laar misses with a two punch combination.
Laar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diabolus jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Diabolus connects with a right hand. Laar shakes it off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laar takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Diabolus.
A head kick misses from Diabolus.
Diabolus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Laar moves out of range of the strikes.
Laar tries to work over Diabolus's front leg with a kick but Diabolus checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diabolus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diabolus looks to score with a jab to the body but Laar is just out of range.
Diabolus throws out a loose jab but Laar uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Laar.
Laar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diabolus avoids a punch combination nicely.
Laar throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Diabolus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Diabolus misses with an uppercut. Laar saw that one coming.
Laar is looking to chop away at Diabolus's legs.
Laar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Diabolus is able to avoid easily.
Laar throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Laar throws a head kick but Diabolus moves out of range.
Diabolus scores with a head kick.
Diabolus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diabolus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Laar manages to avoid it.
Laar shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Diabolus eats them both and turns towards Laar to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice inside leg kick there by Laar. That's going to slow Diabolus down.
Diabolus throws a head kick that Laar semi-blocks.
Sloppy strikes from Laar. Those never looked like landing.
No joy there for Laar, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A leg kick checked by Diabolus.
Laar takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Diabolus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laar was well out of range. Poor timing from Diabolus.
Laar misses with a kick to the body.
Diabolus tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Laar.
Laar finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Laar throws a sloppy head kick
and Diabolus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Laar drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Laar throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick by Laar misses
and Diabolus counters with an inside leg kick.
Laar swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Laar looks gassed!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Diabolus, right into the meat.
Diabolus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Diabolus is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Diabolus.
Diabolus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Diabolus throws a nice head kick!
Laar fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Diabolus lands a nice looking body kick.
Laar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Laar misses with an attempted mid kick.
Laar takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A decent looking cross lands there for Diabolus.
Diabolus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Diabolus jabs Laar right on the nose. Laar blinks but takes it well.
Diabolus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd cheers as Diabolus lands an impressive looking overhand right. Laar doesn't seem phased though.
Diabolus bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Laar throws a wild body kick that Diabolus sees coming a mile off.
Diabolus throws a head kick that half lands.
Diabolus lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nice body kick there by Diabolus.
Diabolus buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Diabolus checks it well.
Laar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diabolus lands a slapping body shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Diabolus!
A nice leg kick lands there from Diabolus.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diabolus.
Laar's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Diabolus lands with an overhand left.
An inside leg kick lands from Diabolus.
Diabolus scores with a head kick. Laar tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Diabolus blocks a low kick nicely.
Diabolus connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Diabolus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nice body kick from Diabolus.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Diabolus lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Diabolus throws a leg kick which misses Laar's front leg but catches the back leg as Laar tries to avoid it.
Laar takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Diabolus scores with a kick to the midsection.
Laar on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucifer Diabolus dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Laar takes one to the side of the head.
Diabolus connects with a leg kick. Laar looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Some wild striking there from Laar.
Diabolus goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Diabolus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Diabolus throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Diabolus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Laar blocks a head kick by Diabolus.
Laar throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diabolus throws a sloppy head kick and Laar moves out of range easily.
Laar throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Diabolus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Laar has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Diabolus.
Diabolus scores with a jab to the body.
Diabolus throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

Laar is rocked!
Laar is breathing heavily.
A head kick from Diabolus lands but Laar takes it in his stride.
Laar is still on wobbly legs! Can Diabolus finish him?
Diabolus and Laar are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Diabolus throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Laar into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Diabolus knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Lucifer Diabolus!
A very excited looking Lucifer Diabolus made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.