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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shaquille Oneal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Neo Kable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Neo Kable was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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288 lbs
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290 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shaquille Oneal!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Neo Kable!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kable uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Oneal.
Kable paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
It looks like Shaquille Oneal has been cut.
Oneal misses with a hook. Kable ducked under it nicely.
Kable is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kable lands a left and a right that send Oneal crashing to the mat, dazed. Kable thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Oneal is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kable scores with a spinning back kick!
Oh Oneal is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Oneal is breathing heavily.
Oneal is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Kable doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Oneal crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Oneal's bad books for that mishap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Neo Kable! Neo Kable retains his super heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Neo Kable thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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