PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iron Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dead Sexeh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Iron Balls has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Balls
vs
Sexeh

225 cm
26
300 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

150 cm
26
359 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Just Fight

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Iron Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dead Sexeh!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Robert Twigg and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balls throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sexeh.
Balls smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Sexeh jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Sexeh moves into the clinch successfully.
Balls is trying to pull guard but Sexeh has him pressed against the cage.
Sexeh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sexeh struggles to land a body shot inside as Balls controls his hands.
Sexeh lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Balls.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
Balls is breathing heavily.
Balls being controlled against the cage.
Sexeh scores with a hook to the body.
Sexeh lands a shot to the body.
A bit of stalling here from Sexeh.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sexeh.
A right hand to the body from Sexeh.
Sexeh cracks Balls with a nice body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexeh misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Balls is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Sexeh.
Sexeh lands a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sexeh pushes Balls back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sexeh digs a right hand into Balls's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Balls's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
Come on Sexeh - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Sexeh lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Balls.
Sexeh works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Balls letting Sexeh take a breather here.
Sexeh is working Balls over against the cage.
Sexeh throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Sexeh - that landed with a thud.
A right hand to the body from Sexeh.
Sexeh digs a right hand underneath Balls's ribcage. Balls let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from Sexeh - that landed with a thud.
Sexeh is working Balls over against the cage.
Sexeh lands a body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sexeh.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Sexeh digs a right hand underneath Balls's ribcage. Balls let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Sexeh can't find room to land a body shot as Balls controls the action.
A short body shot lands from Sexeh as the two fighters clinch.
Sexeh lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Balls.
Sexeh lands a body shot.
Sexeh lands a nice shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh works on Balls's body with a couple of short punches.
Sexeh scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short body shot lands from Sexeh as the two fighters clinch.
Sexeh holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Sexeh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sexeh working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sexeh lands a body punch.
Sexeh misses with a body punch.
Balls drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Sexeh gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
Sexeh lands a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh presses Balls against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A hook to the body from Sexeh.
Sexeh lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Balls.
A short body shot lands from Sexeh as the two fighters clinch.
Sexeh works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Sexeh gets underhooks to prevent Balls's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Iron Balls. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sexeh stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Sexeh tries a body shot but Balls blocks it.
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sexeh.
Sexeh stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sexeh throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right handed body shot lands from Sexeh.
Sexeh lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Balls or not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dead Sexeh dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Sexeh missing with a left hand there. Balls was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Balls throws a series of punches but Sexeh moves out of range.
Balls misses with a series of wild punches.
Sexeh avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sexeh misses with a straight right.
The fighters circling - Sexeh throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Balls. Sexeh does a little dance to reset his feet.
Balls keeps the fight on the outside.
Balls displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sexeh throws out the jab.
An inside leg kick from Balls misses.
Balls ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexeh jabs at Balls's body.
Balls slips under a jab from Sexeh.
Sexeh missing with a left hand there. Balls was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Sexeh rushes Balls and presses him up against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Sexeh.
A short body shot lands from Sexeh as the two fighters clinch.
Nice body punch from Sexeh - that landed with a thud.
Sexeh scores with a shoulder strike.
Sexeh cracks Balls with a nice body shot.
Sexeh has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sexeh.
Sexeh has Balls pushed against the cage.
Balls has had enough of the clinch but Sexeh keeps him there for the moment.
Sexeh works on Balls's body with a couple of short punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Sexeh as the two fighters clinch.
Dead Sexeh seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A short uppercut from Sexeh.
A right hook to the body lands for Sexeh.
Sexeh lands a nice shot to the body.
Sexeh is leaning against Balls and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sexeh is struggling to control the position.
Balls can't break the clinch.
Sexeh tries a body shot but Balls blocks it.
Sexeh lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sexeh throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Balls can't break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Sexeh - that landed with a thud.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A right hand to the body from Sexeh.
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
Sexeh is working Balls over against the cage.
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
Sexeh throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ballss head.
A short right from Sexeh on the inside.
Sexeh prevents Balls from breaking the clinch.
Balls stalling in the clinch but Sexeh improves position.
Sexeh prevents Balls from breaking the clinch.
Balls is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Nice body punch from Sexeh - that landed with a thud.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sexeh lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sexeh softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Sexeh is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Balls taking a breather.
Sexeh stalling in the clinch.
Balls stalls.
Sexeh is defending well against a takedown attempt.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Sexeh works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice body punch from Sexeh - that landed with a thud.
A right hand to the body from Sexeh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dead Sexeh showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Sexeh throws a big shot that misses.
Balls misses with a straight right.
Sexeh missing with a left hand there. Balls was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sexeh misses with a lunging right hand
and Balls counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Balls lands a two punch combo.
Balls ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Balls throws a combination that misses
and Sexeh counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Sexeh in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Balls just misses with a punch to the body.
Balls misses with a low kick.
Iron Balls is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Balls tries to keep at a distance but Sexeh has taken the fight into the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sexeh blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Balls tries to pull guard but Sexeh holds him up against the cage and eventually Balls drops back down to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexeh misses with a body punch.
Sexeh lands a shot to the body.
Sexeh scores with a nice hook to the head.
Sexeh lands a body shot.
Sexeh throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Sexeh digs a right hand underneath Balls's ribcage. Balls let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sexeh lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Good body shot from Sexeh.
Sexeh is working Balls over against the cage.
Sexeh tries a body shot but Balls blocks it.
Balls wants to get back to striking at distance but Sexeh won't allow it.
Balls is working for takedown but Sexeh is calmly controlling the position for now.
Sexeh lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh lands with a right to the head.
Sexeh pushes Balls back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sexeh is leaning against Balls and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A right hand to the body from Sexeh.
A shot in the inside from Sexeh.
Sexeh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Sexeh as Balls tries to tie him up.
Sexeh pushes Balls back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sexeh digs a right hand into Balls's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Balls's gas tank.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sexeh.
Sexeh stalling against the cage.
Sexeh tries to work over Balls's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh lands a nice shot to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Sexeh.
Sexeh throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Sexeh lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sexeh presses Balls against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sexeh stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Sexeh is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sexeh misses with a punch to the body.
Sexeh lands with a right to the head.
Sexeh tries a body shot but Balls blocks it.
Sexeh lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Balls.
Balls tries to break free but Sexeh pushes him back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh struggles to land a body shot inside as Balls controls his hands.
Balls wants to stall.
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
Balls is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Sexeh gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Iron Balls. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Balls stalling in the clinch but Sexeh improves position.
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
A hook to the body from Sexeh.
Balls is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A short left from Sexeh.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sexeh tries to throw a body punch but Balls avoids it by throwing Sexeh back against the cage.
Sexeh presses Balls against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Balls wants to stall.
Iron Balls has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sexeh is working Balls over against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dead Sexeh comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Sexeh winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 26:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 26:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dead Sexeh!
Dead Sexeh really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Brute logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.