PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Solomon Ares (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ares comes to the cage accompanied by r this town i 101. Hogan has chosen Real American as his entrance music. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Solomon Ares is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Ares
vs
Hogan

195 cm
31
280 lbs
25 - 14 - 0

190 cm
29
285 lbs
33 - 22 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Solomon Ares!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ares shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Ares was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Hogan tries to buck Ares off but he can't manage it.
Hogan looks winded!
Hogan wants to hold on but Ares pushes him away.
Hogan takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

It looks like Hulk Hogan has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ares working the ground and pound effectively.

The cut above Hulk Hogan's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Ares loads up with a big shot that hurts Hogan! He's pulled Ares in close but Ares has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Hogan survive? More strikes from Ares and Hogan is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Solomon Ares!
Solomon Ares spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.