PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iron Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Iron Balls has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Balls
vs
Lulu

225 cm
27
300 lbs
3 - 6 - 0

215 cm
27
275 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Good elbows
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Iron Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balls throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lulu.
Lulu closes the distance looking to clinch
and Balls counters with a right hand to the body.
Lulu takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Iron Balls seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Balls tries a head kick but it misses.
Some wild striking there from Balls.
Balls throws a wild body kick that Lulu sees coming a mile off.
An inside leg kick lands from Balls.

Oooooh!!! Balls has knocked Lulu down with a huge combo! Balls steps away and waves a wobbly Lulu back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Ho Lulu has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lulu doesn't manage to clinch there - Balls circles away.

Lulu closes the distance and pushes Balls back into the cage.
Lulu lands an elbow just above Balls 's eye.

It looks like Iron Balls has been cut.
Lulu will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Balls up against the cage.

Balls pulls guard successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Lulu slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Lulu pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Balls is keeping the position for now.
Balls will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Lulu trying to control but Balls is working from the bottom.

Balls is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Lulu defends well.
Balls lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Lulu!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls wants to take his opponent's back but Lulu doesn't allow it.

Lulu somehow manages to escape the mount and get back to his feet!
Balls's jab looks to have found its range, popping Lulu under the eye.
Lulu fails in his attempt to clinch.
Balls scores with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Balls misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls circles away from the clinch attempt.
Balls keeps the fight on the outside.

Balls gets tackled into the cage by Lulu. Lulu maintains the clinch.
Balls is trying to break the clinch but Lulu has him pressed against the cage.
Balls fails to pull guard.
Lulu keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Balls's efforts to push away.
Lulu holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Lulu lands a nice elbow.
Balls trying to land knees to the body.
Lulu creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Balls has had enough of the clinch but Lulu keeps him there for the moment.
Balls dodges an elbow strike from Lulu.
Lulu stalling in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lulu lands an elbow inside that Balls shrugs off.
Balls has had enough of the clinch but Lulu keeps him there for the moment.
Lulu lands a damaging elbow.
Balls tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Lulu comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Balls takes a knee to the side of the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Balls has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Balls tries to pull guard but Lulu won't allow it.
Lulu lands an elbow just above Balls 's eye.

Iron Balls's cut is getting worse.
Knees to the body from Lulu.
Balls is breathing heavily.
Lulu lands an elbow just above Balls 's eye.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lulu lands a nice elbow.

Iron Balls's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Balls takes an elbow to the forehead.
Lulu utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Lulu unloads a knee to the mid-section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ho Lulu will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Lulu doesn't manage to clinch there - Balls circles away.
Lulu moves out of range of the leg kick from Balls.
Iron Balls is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That kick from Balls tenderised Lulu's leg. Lulu is trying to keep his angry face on.

Lulu has closed the distance and engaged Balls in a clinch.
Lulu controlling the action here for a moment.
Balls tries to pull guard but Lulu forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Lulu scores a nice knee to the body.
Lulu misses with an elbow strike.
Balls takes an elbow to the forehead.
Lulu gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Jeez, Iron Balls's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Balls blocks the elbow strike.
Lulu creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Balls wants to break free but Lulu has control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lulu leaning against his opponent.
Balls blocks the elbow strike.

Balls drags the fight down to the ground.
Lulu tries to free his leg and advance position but Balls is retaining full guard.
Lulu not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Let's hope that Lulu has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Ho Lulu wasn't active enough on the ground.
Balls misses with a double jab.
Balls fails to land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Balls misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Balls with a nice cross.
Lulu tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Balls manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
No joy there for Balls, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Lulu instigates a clinch.
Lulu lands an elbow inside that Balls shrugs off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lulu lands an elbow inside that Balls shrugs off.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Iron Balls's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ho Lulu!