PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dead Sexeh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Klay Bragee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dead Sexeh has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Sexeh
vs
Bragee

150 cm
27
378 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

190 cm
25
243 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dead Sexeh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Klay Bragee!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sexeh lands a nice shot that snaps Bragee's head back.
Sexeh circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bragee slips under a jab.
Bragee wants to clinch
and Sexeh counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bragee is looking to clinch.
Sexeh misses the shot to the body.
Sexeh throws a hook but Bragee blocks it.
Decent striking displayed by Bragee there.
Bragee moves in looking to clinch but Sexeh pushes him off.
Bragee moves to clinch but Sexeh breaks away
and Sexeh connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dead Sexeh is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Sexeh misses.

Bragee clinches up with Sexeh and pushes him back against the cage.
Bragee should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Bragee tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sexeh's elbow.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Bragee lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sexeh backwards.
Bragee is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bragee misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bragee can't break the clinch.
Sexeh scores with an uppercut up the middle.

It looks like Klay Bragee has been cut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sexeh.
Sexeh stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A right hand to the body from Sexeh.
Bragee looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sexeh pushes Bragee back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sexeh scores with a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Sexeh.
Sexeh misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sexeh stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Sexeh tries to work over Bragee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from Sexeh - that landed with a thud.
Sexeh leaning his opponent against the cage.
Sexeh lands a body punch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sexeh.
A short right from Sexeh.
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
Sexeh tries to work over Bragee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sexeh digs a right hand into Bragee's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bragee's gas tank.
Sexeh misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sexeh lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bragee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sexeh tries a body shot but Bragee blocks it.
Sexeh tries a body shot but Bragee blocks it.
Sexeh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short left from Sexeh.
Sexeh misses with a shot to the kidneys.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sexeh creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bragee is looking to break free of the clinch but Sexeh has double underhooks.
Sexeh is stalling here.
Sexeh lands a shot to the body.
Sexeh tries to work over Bragee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sexeh is leaning against Bragee and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sexeh struggles to land a body shot inside as Bragee controls his hands.
Sexeh tries to throw a body punch but Bragee avoids it by throwing Sexeh back against the cage.
Sexeh displaying some good clinch control by pressing Bragee up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sexeh lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sexeh lands a nice shot to the body.
Sexeh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bragee throws a head punch that misses.
Bragee tries to pull guard but Sexeh won't allow it.
Bragee is looking for a takedown.
Sexeh effectively controlling the action here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sexeh blocks an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sexeh.
Sexeh lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bragee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dead Sexeh dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Klay Bragee's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Sexeh looks to throw the jab but Bragee is out of range.
Bragee doesn't manage to clinch there - Sexeh circles away.
Sexeh listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bragee tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bragee takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bragee tries to clinch but Sexeh is having none of it.
Bragee tries to clinch there but Sexeh circles away.
Bragee gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bragee ducks under a wild hook from Sexeh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bragee wants to clinch but Sexeh slips to the side
and Sexeh connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bragee shoots for a takedown but Sexeh saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bragee is breathing heavily.

Sexeh moves into the clinch.
Bragee misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bragee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bragee is trying to break free.
Sexeh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bragee's elbow.
Sexeh misses with a punch to the body.
Sexeh can't find room to land a body shot as Bragee controls the action.
Sexeh lands a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh lands a shoulder strike.
Bragee is trying to maintain a safe position but Sexeh gets an underhook and turns Bragee into the cage.
Sexeh presses Bragee against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A hook to the body from Sexeh.
Sexeh is leaning against Bragee and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Come on Sexeh - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Bragee blocks a body shot from Sexeh.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Sexeh blocking some punches.
A right hand to the body from Sexeh.
Dead Sexeh has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Sexeh lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bragee backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Sexeh.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sexeh.
Sexeh is leaning against Bragee and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Bragee prevents a body shot from Sexeh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Sexeh tries a body shot but Bragee blocks it.
Sexeh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sexeh struggles to land a body shot inside as Bragee controls his hands.
A body shot lands from Sexeh.
Sexeh lands a body shot.
A body shot lands from Sexeh.
Good body shot from Sexeh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sexeh lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bragee blocks a body shot from Sexeh.
Sexeh lands a body shot in the clinch.
Sexeh scores with a hook to the body.
Sexeh misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sexeh blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bragee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sexeh lands a body punch.
Bragee is looking to control Sexeh's arms but Sexeh gets an underhook and turns him. Now Bragee has his back to the cage.
Sexeh leaning his opponent against the cage.
Sexeh presses Bragee against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sexeh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bragee's elbow.
Bragee prevents a body shot from Sexeh.
Bragee throws a punch but it's blocked by Sexeh.
Sexeh is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bragee can do to turn this around?
Bragee is looking to break free of the clinch but Sexeh has double underhooks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A right hand to the body from Sexeh.
A short right from Sexeh on the inside.
Bragee tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Sexeh smiles and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dead Sexeh dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Klay Bragee's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

Sexeh drives through and clinches with Bragee against the cage.
Bragee blocks a body shot from Sexeh.
Bragee is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Sexeh.
Sexeh presses Bragee against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sexeh tries to work over Bragee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sexeh creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bragee prevents a body shot from Sexeh.
Sexeh scores with a hook to the body.
Sexeh lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexeh lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A left hand lands to the body for Sexeh.
Sexeh misses with a punch to the body.
Bragee misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sexeh misses with a punch to the body.
Bragee blocks a body shot from Sexeh.
Bragee is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Bragee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sexeh can't find room to land a body shot as Bragee controls the action.
Bragee tries to stall but Sexeh uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bragee.
Bragee misses with a punch on the inside.
Sexeh tries a body shot but Bragee blocks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bragee blocks a body shot from Sexeh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sexeh tries to work over Bragee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bragee.
Sexeh can't find room to land a body shot as Bragee controls the action.
Bragee tries to pull guard but Sexeh forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

Bragee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sexeh misses with a hook

and Bragee counters by clinching up.
A right handed body shot lands from Sexeh.
Bragee blocks a body shot from Sexeh.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Sexeh lands a nice shot to the body.
Sexeh taking a breather.
A left hand lands to the body for Sexeh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bragee blocks a body shot from Sexeh.
Sexeh is working Bragee over against the cage.
Good body shot from Sexeh.
Bragee is looking to break free of the clinch but Sexeh has double underhooks.
Sexeh cracks Bragee with a nice body shot.
Bragee blocks a body shot from Sexeh.
Sexeh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bragee prevents a body shot from Sexeh.
Sexeh working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sexeh prevents a body shot from Bragee.
Sexeh can't find room to land a body shot as Bragee controls the action.
Sexeh tries a body shot but Bragee blocks it.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bragee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sexeh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sexeh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sexeh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sexeh tries to throw a body punch but Bragee avoids it by throwing Sexeh back against the cage.
Klay Bragee has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bragee misses with a hook from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bragee looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Good body shot from Sexeh.
Sexeh stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bragee lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bragee wants to stall.
Sexeh misses with a shot to the kidneys.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dead Sexeh showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sexeh has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dead Sexeh!
Dead Sexeh managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Brute, into his post fight interview.