PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Imma Can (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Notta Can (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Can
vs
Can

156 cm
26
300 lbs
3 - 6 - 0

156 cm
26
300 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Experienced

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Imma Can!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Notta Can!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Imma Can moves into the clinch.
Notta Can swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Notta Can misses with a punch on the inside.
Imma Can working aggressively here.
Notta Can swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Notta Can doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Notta Can blocking some punches.
Notta Can swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Imma Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Notta Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
Imma Can misses with a hook from the clinch.
Notta Can throws a punch but it's blocked by Imma Can.
Imma Can misses with a punch on the inside.
Imma Can working aggressively here.
Imma Can could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Notta Can blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Imma Can tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Notta Can misses with a punch on the inside.
Notta Can scores with a shot to the side of Imma Can's head.
Notta Can lands a nice uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Notta Can.
Notta Can lands a right hand that snaps the head of Imma Can backwards.
Imma Can swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Imma Can.
Imma Can blocks an uppercut.
Notta Can throws a punch but it's blocked by Imma Can.
Notta Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Imma Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
Imma Can blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Imma Can misses with the head strike.
Notta Can blocks an uppercut.
Notta Can will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Imma Can up against the cage.
Notta Can misses with some punches.
Notta Can has a couple of punches blocked by Imma Can.
Imma Can misses with a hook from the clinch.
Imma Can throws a head punch that misses.
Notta Can has a couple of punches blocked by Imma Can.
Imma Can blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Imma Can fails to land.
Imma Can misses with some punches.
Imma Can scores with an uppercut up the middle.

It looks like Notta Can has been cut.
Notta Can blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Notta Can swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Notta Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Imma Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
Notta Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Notta Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Imma Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Imma Can.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Notta Can throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Imma Cans head.
Notta Can misses with a hook from the clinch.
Notta Can throws a punch but it's blocked by Imma Can.
Notta Can tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Notta Can blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Imma Can lands with a short shot to the head.
Imma Can has a couple of punches blocked by Notta Can.
Notta Can misses with some punches.
Notta Can scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right from Notta Can on the inside.
Imma Can being controlled against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Imma Can lands a nice uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Imma Can.
Notta Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Notta Can misses with some punches.
Imma Can takes a shot to the head.
Notta Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Imma Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
Notta Can blocking some punches.
Notta Can is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Notta Can tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Notta Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Imma Can misses with the head strike.
Imma Can blocks an uppercut.
Notta Can misses with the head strike.
Imma Can trying to control the position but instead, Notta Can has worked for underhooks and has pushed Imma Can into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Notta Can throws a punch but it's blocked by Imma Can.
Imma Can has a couple of punches blocked by Notta Can.
Imma Can scores with a nice hook to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Notta Can working aggressively here.
Imma Can tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Notta Can misses with some punches.
Notta Can has a couple of punches blocked by Imma Can.
Notta Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Imma Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Notta Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
Imma Can swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Imma Can stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Imma Can softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Imma Can.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Imma Can.
Notta Can lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Notta Can will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Notta Can's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Notta Can clinches.
Imma Can blocking some punches.
Notta Can lands a nice uppercut.
Imma Can misses with the head strike.
Notta Can working aggressively here.
Imma Can fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Imma Can lands a left hand.
Imma Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Notta Can throws a punch but it's blocked by Imma Can.
A head punch on the inside from Imma Can fails to land.
Imma Can misses with some punches.
Imma Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Notta Can blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Imma Can blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Imma Can.
Notta Can seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Imma Can tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Imma Can.
Notta Can blocking some punches.
Notta Can gets through Imma Can's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Notta Can scores with a nice short uppercut.
Imma Can is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Notta Can blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Notta Can has a couple of punches blocked by Imma Can.
Imma Can lands a hook that snaps the head of Notta Can backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Imma Can creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short left from Imma Can.
A shot in the inside from Imma Can.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Imma Can throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Notta Cans head.
Notta Can throws a punch but it's blocked by Imma Can.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Notta Can.
Imma Can misses with a punch on the inside.
Notta Can lands a left hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Imma Can.
Notta Can fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Imma Can blocking some punches.
Notta Can working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Notta Can swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Notta Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Imma Can tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Notta Can has a couple of punches blocked by Imma Can.
A bit of stalling here from Imma Can.
Notta Can has a couple of punches blocked by Imma Can.
Imma Can misses with a punch on the inside.
Imma Can misses with a punch on the inside.
Imma Can blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Notta Can doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Notta Can lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Imma Can misses with some punches.
Notta Can blocking some punches.
Notta Can misses with a punch on the inside.
Notta Can swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The referee calls for Notta Can to work.
Notta Can doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Imma Can misses with the head strike.
Notta Can lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Notta Can fails to land.
Notta Can misses with the head strike.
Notta Can blocks an uppercut.
Imma Can has a couple of punches blocked by Notta Can.
A short right from Notta Can on the inside.
Notta Can working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Notta Can blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Imma Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Notta Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Notta Can fails to land.
Imma Can lands a left hand that snaps the head of Notta Can backwards.
Imma Can blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Notta Can blocks an uppercut.
Imma Can working aggressively here.
Notta Can blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short uppercut from Imma Can.
Imma Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Notta Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Imma Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Notta Can fails to land.
Imma Can trying to stall but Notta Can improves his position.
A shot in the inside from Notta Can.
Notta Can misses with a punch on the inside.
Imma Can lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Imma Can fails to land.
Imma Can slows down the pace here.
Notta Can lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Imma Can fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Imma Can working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Notta Can blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Notta Can will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Notta Can's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Notta Can darts in and clinches Imma Can up against the cage.
Notta Can tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Imma Can lands a right hand that snaps the head of Notta Can backwards.
Notta Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Imma Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Imma Can fails to land.
Imma Can scores with a nice hook to the head.
Notta Can blocks an uppercut.
Notta Can misses with a hook from the clinch.
Imma Can throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Notta Cans head.
A head punch on the inside from Imma Can fails to land.
Imma Can lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Imma Can lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Notta Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Imma Can blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Imma Can misses with some punches.
Imma Can has a couple of punches blocked by Notta Can.
Notta Can lands a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Notta Can blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Notta Can.
Imma Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Notta Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
Imma Can fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Imma Can gets through Notta Can's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Imma Can has a couple of punches blocked by Notta Can.
Notta Can displaying some good clinch control by pressing Imma Can up against the cage.
Imma Can working aggressively here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Imma Can creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That has opened up Notta Can's cut even more.
Imma Can throws a head punch that misses.
Imma Can misses with the head strike.
Imma Can has a couple of punches blocked by Notta Can.
Notta Can lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Notta Can misses with some punches.
Imma Can tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Imma Can lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Notta Can.
Imma Can misses with a punch on the inside.
Imma Can blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Imma Can misses with a hook from the clinch.
Notta Can blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Imma Can blocks an uppercut.
Imma Can tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Imma Can throws a punch but it's blocked by Notta Can.
Imma Can lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Notta Can fails to land.
Imma Can swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Notta Can.
A head punch on the inside from Imma Can fails to land.
Imma Can blocks an uppercut.
Notta Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Imma Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
Imma Can misses with the head strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Notta Can has a couple of punches blocked by Imma Can.
Notta Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Imma Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Imma Can.
Imma Can misses with some punches.
Imma Can doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Imma Can throws a punch but it's blocked by Notta Can.
Imma Can misses with a hook from the clinch.
Imma Can lands a shoulder strike.
Imma Can throws a head punch that misses.
Notta Can doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Imma Can.
Imma Can misses with a punch on the inside.
Imma Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Imma Can slowing the pace effectively.
Imma Can fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Notta Can fails to land.
Imma Can doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Notta Can swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Notta Can blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Notta Can misses with some punches.
Imma Can misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Imma Can.
Imma Can blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Notta Can.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Imma Can.
Imma Can misses with a short punch on the inside.
Notta Can leaning his opponent against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Notta Can.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Notta Can blocking some punches.
Notta Can swings wildly with an uppercut but Imma Can uses good head movement to avoid it.
Imma Can throws a punch but it's blocked by Notta Can.

And that's the end of the fight!
Imma Can showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Notta Can has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Notta Can!