PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Krystof Wierzbicki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cabbage Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face has chosen Monsta's Ball as his entrance music. Krystof Wierzbicki is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Wierzbicki
vs
Face

195 cm
26
280 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

203 cm
20
265 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Brute
[WOT] DTK Designs (Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Krystof Wierzbicki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cabbage Face!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
An inside leg kick lands from Face.
Wierzbicki throws a nice looking combination but Face bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Face throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Wierzbicki's waist but Wierzbicki gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Face off to one side.

Face closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Face works his way into side control.
Wierzbicki takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Wierzbicki takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Face scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Wierzbicki to see if he's OK.
Wierzbicki can't do much from the bottom here.
Face scores with a couple of short elbows.
Face has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Face cracks Wierzbicki with a big elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face controls the position.

Face has an Americana. Wierzbicki didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Face is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Face hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Cabbage Face!
Cabbage Face gave a mention to [WOT] DTK Designs (Laundry) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).