PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jake Debtman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paulo Kalawakan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jake Debtman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Debtman
vs
Kalawakan

175 cm
18
152 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

169 cm
20
157 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

•• Beast Mode ••

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jake Debtman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Paulo Kalawakan!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Illya Tyunina and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalawakan takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kalawakan looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Debtman thows a body shot but no joy.
Debtman cracks a nice hook into Kalawakan's ribs.
Kalawakan takes one to the chin there.
Debtman displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kalawakan.
Kalawakan throws a body kick that misses.
Debtman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Kalawakan tries to keep at a distance but Debtman has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kalawakan keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Debtman's efforts to push away.
Debtman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kalawakan is trying to maintain a safe position but Debtman gets an underhook and turns Kalawakan into the cage.
Kalawakan fails to pull guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Debtman wants to break the clinch but can't.
A frustrated look appears on Debtman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Debtman tries to break free but Kalawakan pushes him back against the cage.
Kalawakan is trying to pull guard but Debtman turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Jake Debtman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Paulo Kalawakan.
Debtman is trying to force a seperation but Kalawakan has the dominant position.
Kalawakan keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Debtman's efforts to push away.
Kalawakan keeps control of Debtman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kalawakan looking to throw knees to the head but Debtman is blocking nicely.
Debtman is trying to push Kalawakan away but Kalawakan has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Debtman working hard to break the clinch.
Debtman is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalawakan tries to break the clinch but Debtman is controlling the position.
Kalawakan keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Debtman's efforts to push away.
Debtman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Debtman can't find room to land a body shot as Kalawakan controls the action.
Debtman tries to break free but Kalawakan pushes him back against the cage.
Debtman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kalawakan has him pressed against the cage.
Debtman tries to break the clinch but Kalawakan is controlling the position.
Kalawakan prevents Debtman from breaking the clinch.
Kalawakan keeps control of Debtman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kalawakan prevents the takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalawakan misses with a knee to the head.
Kalawakan prevents Debtman from breaking the clinch.
Debtman has had enough of the clinch but Kalawakan keeps him there for the moment.
Kalawakan wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kalawakan tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Debtman just stands there and leans against the cage.
Debtman tries for a takedown. No joy.
Kalawakan throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Debtman blocks it with crossed arms.
Debtman wants to break free but Kalawakan has control.
Debtman has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Debtman is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kalawakan is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Debtman to keep the fight standing.
Debtman is looking to break free of the clinch but Kalawakan has double underhooks.
Debtman tries to break free but Kalawakan pushes him back against the cage.
Kalawakan has Debtman pressed against the cage, preventing Debtman from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Debtman is trying to push Kalawakan away but Kalawakan has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Debtman is looking to break free of the clinch but Kalawakan has double underhooks.
Debtman pressing his opponent against the cage.

Debtman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Debtman clinches up with Kalawakan and pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Debtman dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Debtman lands a nice shot to the body.
Debtman jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

Debtman darts in and clinches Kalawakan up against the cage.

Debtman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kalawakan shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Debtman sprawls well. Debtman wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kalawakan gets slowly back to his feet.
Kalawakan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Debtman.

Debtman instigates a clinch.
Kalawakan has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Debtman is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Debtman is looking to break free of the clinch but Kalawakan has double underhooks.
Debtman is trying to force a seperation but Kalawakan has the dominant position.
Kalawakan is breathing heavily.
Debtman is trying to break the clinch but Kalawakan has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalawakan keeps control of Debtman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Debtman is trying to break the clinch but Kalawakan is controlling him.
Debtman has had enough of the clinch but Kalawakan keeps him there for the moment.
Kalawakan prevents Debtman from breaking the clinch.
Kalawakan throws an elbow but it misses.
Debtman tries to circle away but Kalawakan has him pinned against the cage.
Kalawakan jumps guard but Debtman turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Jake Debtman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Paulo Kalawakan.

Debtman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Debtman clinches with his opponent.
Debtman tries to break free but Kalawakan pushes him back against the cage.
Debtman is trying to break free.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalawakan keeps control of Debtman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Debtman wants to break free but Kalawakan has control.
Kalawakan tries to pull guard but Debtman forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

Debtman manages to break the clinch.
Paulo Kalawakan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Debtman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Debtman's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kalawakan under the eye.
Debtman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kalawakan moves away.

Debtman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Debtman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kalawakan throws an elbow but it misses.

Debtman breaks from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Debtman just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Debtman. That snapped Kalawakan's head back.
Debtman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kalawakan was well out of range. Poor timing from Debtman.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Debtman.
Debtman fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Debtman, as that shot connected.

Kalawakan tries to keep at a distance but Debtman has taken the fight into the clinch.
Debtman has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Debtman tries to break free but Kalawakan pushes him back against the cage.
Debtman blocks an elbow strike.
Kalawakan tries to pull guard but Debtman holds him up against the cage and eventually Kalawakan drops back down to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Debtman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Debtman lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kalawakan at a distance.
Debtman lands with a shot to the body.
Kalawakan needs to keep his hands up - Debtman had a free shot at his head there.
Jake Debtman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Debtman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Debtman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kalawakan is trying to break the clinch but Debtman has him pressed against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Debtman wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Debtman wants to break free but Kalawakan has control.
Kalawakan tries to pull guard but Debtman holds him up against the cage and eventually Kalawakan drops back down to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Debtman dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Debtman lands a jab to the nose.
Kalawakan shoots in but Debtman avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kalawakan moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Debtman scores with a jab to the body.
Debtman dips to his left and cracks Kalawakan with an uppercut!
Debtman thows a body shot but no joy.

Debtman moves into the clinch.
Debtman is trying to break the clinch but Kalawakan has him pressed against the cage.
Jake Debtman has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Debtman is trying to break free.
Debtman is trying to break the clinch but Kalawakan has him pressed against the cage.
Kalawakan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Debtman tries to circle away but Kalawakan has him pinned against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalawakan wants to break free but Debtman has control.
Debtman can't break the clinch.
Debtman can't break the clinch.
Kalawakan has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Debtman is looking to break free of the clinch but Kalawakan has double underhooks.
Debtman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kalawakan can do to turn this around?
Debtman avoids a wild elbow strike from Kalawakan.
Debtman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kalawakan keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Debtman's efforts to push away.
Debtman is trying to push Kalawakan away but Kalawakan has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalawakan wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Debtman is trying to break the clinch but Kalawakan has him pressed against the cage.
Debtman has had enough of the clinch but Kalawakan keeps him there for the moment.
Debtman is trying to break the clinch but Kalawakan is controlling him.

Debtman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Debtman lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Debtman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Debtman has managed to clinch.
Paulo Kalawakan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Debtman has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Debtman is looking to break free of the clinch but Kalawakan has double underhooks.
Kalawakan is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Debtman slowing the pace effectively.
A short uppercut from Debtman.
Debtman taking a breather.
Kalawakan has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Debtman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kalawakan looking to throw knees to the head but Debtman is blocking nicely.
Debtman slows down the pace here.
Debtman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Debtman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Debtman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Debtman can't break the clinch.

Kalawakan breaks from the clinch.
Kalawakan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Paulo Kalawakan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Debtman lands a right hook to the body.
Debtman throws a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kalawakan walks into a stiff left hand from Debtman.
Debtman is looking to wear down Kalawakan with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

Kalawakan tries to keep at a distance but Debtman has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jake Debtman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Debtman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kalawakan has him pressed against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jake Debtman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Debtman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:27
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jake Debtman!
A victorious Jake Debtman thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.