PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Alexander Fedorov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cornholio comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Master of Puppets kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fedorov
vs
Cornholio

168 cm
24
150 lbs
9 - 12 - 0

175 cm
29
159 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alexander Fedorov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Great Cornholio!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cornholio wants to clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cornholio is looking to clinch but Fedorov is avoiding it.
Cornholio stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Cornholio wants it to stay on the feet.
Cornholio tries to clinch up but Fedorov circles away and keeps his distance.
Fedorov tries for a takedown but Cornholio sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Fedorov shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cornholio sprawls well. Cornholio wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Fedorov gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alexander Fedorov. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cornholio moves in looking to clinch but Fedorov pushes him off.
Fedorov shoots in but no luck this time.

Fedorov changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Cornholio looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Fedorov working the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fedorov throws an elbow but Cornholio slips to the side and avoids it well.
Cornholio is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Fedorov asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Cornholio is looking for a sweep.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cornholio dodges the ground and pound from Fedorov.
Fedorov cracks Cornholio with a big elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fedorov looks up at the clock and then as Cornholio takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Fedorov smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Cornholio tries to buck Fedorov off but Fedorov is having none of it.
Cornholio can't do much from the bottom here.
Cornholio wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.
Fedorov lands a decent elbow from side control.
Cornholio is looking for a sweep.
Fedorov working the head and body with strikes.
Fedorov lands an elbow.
Fedorov sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Cornholio is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Fedorov postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cornholio struggling a bit here.
Fedorov looks up at the clock and then as Cornholio takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Fedorov smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Fedorov tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Cornholio is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Fedorov off and has taken his back!
Cornholio lands a shot to the head.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Cornholio loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Fedorov hold on?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fedorov manages to reverse the position and now he's in Cornholio's guard. Nice work there by Fedorov.

Cornholio has his feet on Fedorov's thighs here. He's pushed Fedorov off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Fedorov screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Great Cornholio!
Great Cornholio gave a mention to 5th Round Clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).