PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Panzer Grenadier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncomfortably Numb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grenadier comes to the cage accompanied by Esaka '96. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Grenadier
vs
Numb

180 cm
28
181 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

175 cm
27
175 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ultimate Fighting Gear
Valhalla Q160 Nutrition

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Panzer Grenadier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Uncomfortably Numb!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Lou da Vinci and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grenadier scores with a nice right hand.
Numb throws a right and a left that Grenadier avoids nicely.
Grenadier on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Numb shoots for a takedown but Grenadier saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Grenadier takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Grenadier thows a body shot but no joy.
Grenadier throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Numb colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Grenadier as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Numb is left battered and dazed whilst Grenadier and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Panzer Grenadier!
A relieved looking Panzer Grenadier thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.