PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Murheellinen Vilkuttaja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hulk Hogan has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Murheellinen Vilkuttaja's chin.

Vilkuttaja
vs
Hogan

189 cm
28
279 lbs
16 - 12 - 0

178 cm
30
180 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Murheellinen Vilkuttaja!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Micheangelo Fripello and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vilkuttaja throws a lazy right hand but Hogan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hogan tries for a takedown but Vilkuttaja sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Vilkuttaja catches Hogan with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

It looks like Hulk Hogan has been cut.
Hogan shoots in and drives through. Vilkuttaja sprawls well.
Hulk Hogan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Vilkuttaja moves into the clinch.

Vilkuttaja pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nice takedown defense from Hogan. No joy for Vilkuttaja on that attempt.

Vilkuttaja moves into the clinch.
Hogan tries to score a body lock takedown but Vilkuttaja shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Murheellinen Vilkuttaja has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hulk Hogan.

Vilkuttaja wants the takedown. Hogan is fighting it off but Vilkuttaja persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Hogan's guard against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vilkuttaja stopping the sweep attempt from Hogan.
Vilkuttaja content to stall in guard here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hogan looking for a sweep. Not yet Hogan, not yet.

Hogan looking for a triangle here. Vilkuttaja is fighting it but it looks tight! Hogan pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Vilkuttaja is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Hulk Hogan!