PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Bob Le Bricoleur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roderick Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Le Bricoleur's entrance music is Bob Le Bricoleur. A fine choice. Jenkins comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Uppercut--2pac kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Le Bricoleur
vs
Jenkins

187 cm
29
153 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

178 cm
27
153 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bob Le Bricoleur!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Roderick Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Ren Mimura and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenkins misses with a kick to the body.
Jenkins thows a body kick. Le Bricoleur tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Le Bricoleur connects with a right hand. Jenkins shakes it off.
Le Bricoleur chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jenkins can pounce on him.
Le Bricoleur thows a body shot but no joy.
Le Bricoleur misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jenkins.
Le Bricoleur swings for the body but Jenkins moves out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jenkins lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Le Bricoleur has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Le Bricoleur and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Le Bricoleur takes a swing at Jenkins's ribcage but misses.
Jenkins throws a series of punches but Le Bricoleur moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Jenkins there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Le Bricoleur really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jenkins misses with a looping right.
Le Bricoleur lands the left hand.
Jenkins tries to work over Le Bricoleur's front leg with a kick but Le Bricoleur checks it.
Le Bricoleur misses with a leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Le Bricoleur connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jenkins's hands.
Nice cross by Le Bricoleur.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Le Bricoleur misses with a wild body shot.
Jenkins keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jenkins takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Le Bricoleur is looking to wear down Jenkins with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jenkins fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Le Bricoleur checks it well.
Le Bricoleur throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Le Bricoleur swings for the body but Jenkins moves out of range.
Le Bricoleur fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jenkins manages to avoid it.
Le Bricoleur misses with a body punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jenkins throws a leg kick that misses.
Jenkins looks to land a body kick but Le Bricoleur moved away.
Le Bricoleur connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jenkins. Jenkins circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Le Bricoleur lands a jab-cross combination.
Le Bricoleur misses the shot to the body.
Le Bricoleur delivers a nice body kick.
Le Bricoleur avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jenkins misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Le Bricoleur.
Jenkins tries to bum rush Le Bricoleur with a series of wild strikes but Le Bricoleur uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jenkins takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Le Bricoleur keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jenkins.
Le Bricoleur swings for the body but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins moves forwards but Le Bricoleur connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Le Bricoleur swings for the body but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins misses with a body shot.
Le Bricoleur checks a leg kick.
Le Bricoleur will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jenkins misses the shot to the body.
Le Bricoleur lands with a straight right. Jenkins didn't see that one coming.
Jenkins scoring well with a low kick there.
Le Bricoleur is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Le Bricoleur scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Le Bricoleur throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice defenses there by Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur throws a lazy right hand but Jenkins sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Le Bricoleur cracks Jenkins with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Jenkins thows a body shot but no joy.
Le Bricoleur misses with a kick to the body.
Jenkins thumps Le Bricoleur with a low kick.
Le Bricoleur connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jenkins momentarily.
Jenkins turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Le Bricoleur looks to score with a jab to the body but Jenkins is just out of range.
Le Bricoleur scores with a jab. Jenkins acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The fighters circling - Jenkins throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jenkins scores with a push kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jenkins takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Jenkins throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Le Bricoleur tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bob Le Bricoleur seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Le Bricoleur misses the shot to the body.
Jenkins looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jenkins pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Le Bricoleur throws the kick towards the body but Jenkins avoids it.
Jenkins misses with a hook. Le Bricoleur ducked under it nicely.
Le Bricoleur throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jenkins misses with a body kick.
Le Bricoleur tries to land a front kick but Jenkins steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Some wild striking there from Jenkins.
Le Bricoleur stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jenkins.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Roderick Jenkins will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Jenkins slips under a jab from Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
Le Bricoleur throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jenkins stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Le Bricoleur lands a really nice looking cross but Jenkins seems unphased.
Le Bricoleur thows a body shot but no joy.
Left hook, right uppercut from Jenkins.
Jenkins bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Le Bricoleur fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jenkins manages to avoid it.
Roderick Jenkins seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Le Bricoleur throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Le Bricoleur cracks Jenkins with an open hand slap.
Le Bricoleur misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jenkins.
Jenkins scores with a shot to the body.
Le Bricoleur is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Le Bricoleur throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Le Bricoleur as he connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins throws the kick towards the body but Le Bricoleur avoids it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur misses with a body kick.
Le Bricoleur swings for the body but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jenkins takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Le Bricoleur throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
Le Bricoleur digs a good body shot into Jenkins's ribs.
Jenkins closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Le Bricoleur fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Le Bricoleur misses with a hook. Jenkins ducked under it nicely.
Jenkins takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jenkins lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jenkins is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Le Bricoleur - that will leave a mark!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Le Bricoleur just misses with a punch to the body.
A shot to the body from Le Bricoleur misses
and Jenkins counters with a nice low kick that buckles Le Bricoleur's knee momentarily.
Jenkins takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jenkins buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jenkins.
Le Bricoleur misses with a wild body shot.
Jenkins misses with a body kick.
Jenkins misses with a low kick.
Le Bricoleur checks a low kick from Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a left and a right that both miss
and Le Bricoleur counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jenkins thinking.
A head kick misses from Le Bricoleur.
Jenkins doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jenkins throws a body kick that misses.
Le Bricoleur dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins tries to land a body kick
and Le Bricoleur counters with a straight right hand.
Nice shot by Le Bricoleur.
Jenkins does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jenkins throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Le Bricoleur on the side of the head.
Jenkins works the jab nicely.
Jenkins looks for the body kick but Le Bricoleur saw that one coming.
Nice straight punches there by Le Bricoleur. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Le Bricoleur.
Jenkins avoids the body shot from Le Bricoleur.
Jenkins tries to land a leg kick but Le Bricoleur saw it coming and moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Jenkins misses the target.
Both fighters circling a little - Le Bricoleur finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Le Bricoleur swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jenkins misses with a wild body shot.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Le Bricoleur is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Le Bricoleur scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jenkins misses with a wild body shot.
Le Bricoleur looks to throw the jab but Jenkins is out of range.
Le Bricoleur is looking to land body kicks.
Jenkins throws a low kick but Le Bricoleur moves out of range easily.
Nice body punch from Jenkins.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins takes a swing at Le Bricoleur's ribcage but misses.
Jenkins takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Le Bricoleur uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Le Bricoleur pushes Jenkins away with a front kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Le Bricoleur throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Le Bricoleur checks a low kick from Jenkins.
Jenkins blocks a head kick by Le Bricoleur.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bob Le Bricoleur will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Le Bricoleur pushes Jenkins away with a front kick.
Le Bricoleur takes a swing at Jenkins's ribcage but misses.
Jenkins cracks the inside of Le Bricoleur's front leg.
Jenkins misses with a kick to the body.
Jenkins bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jenkins has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
Le Bricoleur lands with a nice body punch.
Le Bricoleur buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jenkins bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Le Bricoleur's head.
Jenkins gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Le Bricoleur.
An inside leg kick lands from Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jenkins has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Le Bricoleur lands the left hand.
Jenkins throws a leg kick
and Le Bricoleur counters with a nice kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins connects with a high kick.

Le Bricoleur is rocked!
A nice inside leg kick there by Jenkins. That's going to slow Le Bricoleur down.
Oh Le Bricoleur is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jenkins throws a jab but it's blocked by Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur lands a two punch combo.
Le Bricoleur throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jenkins lands a really nice looking cross but Le Bricoleur seems unphased.
Jenkins cracks Le Bricoleur with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Le Bricoleur is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Le Bricoleur is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! Le Bricoleur could not beat the count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Roderick Jenkins!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Roderick Jenkins waved his t-shirt featuring >>> Blitzkrieg Formula 5000 (159++ Recovery $35)'s logo in front of the cameras.