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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Conquer This (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jan Paulsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paulsen has chosen Man! I Feel Like a Woman as his entrance music. Conquer This had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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235 lbs
33 - 9 - 0 |
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275 lbs
37 - 8 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Conquer This!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
37 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jan Paulsen!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paulsen is looking to score with low kicks.
Paulsen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Paulsen avoids the body shot from This.
This swings for the body but Paulsen moves out of range.
This connects with a body shot that sends Paulsen's belly button to the back.
Conquer This seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Paulsen lands a really nice looking cross but This seems unphased.
Paulsen throws a shot from downtown. This moves away and avoids it.
Paulsen tries a head kick but it misses.
Paulsen takes one to the chin there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Paulsen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and This has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from This and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
This throws a head kick that misses.
Paulsen is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in This's half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Paulsen with the ground and pound but This uses the opportunity to regain guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Paulsen sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paulsen throws a big elbow that misses.
Paulsen trying to control but This is working from the bottom.
This wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paulsen loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Conquer This.
This just misses with a punch to the body.
This wants to clinch up but Paulsen keeps it at a distance.
Conquer This is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Paulsen misses with a leg kick
and This counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
This misses with a straight right.
Paulsen throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
This attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Paulsen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but This moves away.
Nice jab there from This.
Paulsen avoids the head kick by This.
Paulsen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from This, right into the meat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
This lands with a cross.
This tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This fails in his attempt to clinch.
Paulsen throws the kick towards the body but This avoids it.
Paulsen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Paulsen blocks a head kick by This.
This throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Paulsen.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Paulsen.
Paulsen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Paulsen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A shot to the liver by This. Beautiful body shot.
Paulsen throws a half hearted mid kick.
This takes a swing at Paulsen's ribcage but misses.
Paulsen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This throws a wild body kick that Paulsen sees coming a mile off.
This throws a head kick but Paulsen moves out of range.
This misses with a straight left.
Paulsen walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. This checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
This tries to clinch but Paulsen moves out of range.
Paulsen throws a nice outside leg kick.
This tries to clinch but Paulsen is having none of it.
Paulsen walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. This checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
This lands with a nice body punch.
This jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
This tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Paulsen was well out of range. Poor timing from This.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Paulsen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Paulsen.
A jab from This misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Conquer This dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Jab from This.
This tries to clinch
and Paulsen finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
This looks to throw a body kick
and Paulsen finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Conquer This is winning the standup battle so far.
This tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Paulsen walks into a stiff left hand from This.
A swing and a miss from This.
Paulsen looks to throw the jab but This is out of range.
Paulsen keeps This at a distance using the push kick.
Paulsen works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
This scores with the left hand. Paulsen knows he should have avoided that one.
Paulsen connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between This's hands.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Paulsen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Oooooh!!! Paulsen has knocked This down with a huge combo! Paulsen steps away and waves a wobbly This back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
It looks like Conquer This has been cut.
Paulsen throws an overhand right that drops This like a sack of potatoes! Paulsen dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jan Paulsen!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Jan Paulsen made sure he mentioned Conviction, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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