PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Luke Warm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hank Patterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Warm's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Walk like an Egyptian. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Warm
vs
Patterson

195 cm
25
185 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

183 cm
29
185 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Al's Supplements - 160 Q for $150

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Luke Warm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hank Patterson!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, David Schapiro and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Warm checks a leg kick nicely.
Warm takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Warm shoots in for a takedown but Patterson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Warm throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Patterson slips a jab and a cross from Warm.
Patterson shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Warm eats them both and turns towards Patterson to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Hank Patterson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Warm throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Patterson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Patterson blocks a jab.
Patterson throws an overhand right that lands on Warm's shoulder, as Warm tries to avoid the shot.
Nice cross by Patterson.
Warm lands with a hook. Patterson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Warm lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Warm shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Patterson pinned against the cage. Patterson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Patterson punishes Warm's body with a nice straight punch.
Warm drops his hands momentarily and Patterson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Patterson scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Patterson connects with a looping right hand.
Patterson takes a swing at Warm's ribcage but misses.
The fighters circling - Warm throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Patterson takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Patterson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patterson catches Warm with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Warm is rocked!
Warm takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Oh Warm is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nice takedown defense from Patterson. No joy for Warm on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Luke Warm. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Patterson slaps away a takedown attempt from Warm, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Warm seems to have got his legs back now.
Warm takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Warm is breathing heavily.

Patterson has closed the distance and engaged Warm in a clinch.
Patterson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Warm has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Warm really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Patterson lands a shoulder strike.
A short left from Patterson.
Warm misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Patterson creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Warm's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Warm drops to his knees and Patterson pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hank Patterson!
Hank Patterson very nearly forgot to thank Al's Supplements - 160 Q for $150 amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.