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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Mills (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mills comes into a darkened arena with his song building. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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280 lbs
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256 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Carl Mills!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mills tests Simpson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A big left from Simpson misses.
Simpson throws a hook but Mills avoids it easily.
Simpson misses with a body shot.
Mills works Simpson's body with a nice hook.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
Simpson scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Mills swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mills steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Simpson.
Mills lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A shot to the liver by Mills. Beautiful body shot.
Mills throws a shot from downtown. Simpson moves away and avoids it.
Simpson looks to land a left hand but Mills moved out of range nicely.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
Mills misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Simpson.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mills.
Simpson throws a body punch but Mills moves out of range.
Mills closes the distance and lands a one-two.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Simpson stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Simpson checks a low kick from Mills.
Mills misses with a body shot.
Mills thows a body shot but no joy.
Mills turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mills is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Simpson rather than just go for the knockout.
Mills misses with a leg kick
and Simpson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mills is looking to score with low kicks.
A shot to the liver by Simpson. Beautiful body shot.
Mills looks for the body kick but Simpson saw that one coming.
Simpson takes a swing at Mills's ribcage but misses.
Mills swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A punch combination from Mills misses.
Simpson darts in trying to clinch
and Mills counters with an outside leg kick.
Simpson thuds a left hand into Mills's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson looks to throw the jab but Mills is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a big shot that misses.
Simpson cracks Mills with a good jab.
Mills fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
Simpson thuds a left hand into Mills's body.
Simpson throws a hook but Mills blocks it.
Mills uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Mills slips under a jab from Simpson.
Nice straight punches there by Mills. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Mills.
Homer Simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sloppy strikes from Mills. Those never looked like landing.
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mills.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
Mills throws a lazy right hand but Simpson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Simpson throws a poor cross that misses
and Mills counters with a straight right hand.
Simpson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Mills counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Simpson thinking.
Mills lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson is looking to clinch but Mills is avoiding it.
Simpson loads up on a big right hand but Mills slips the punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Simpson swings for the body but Mills moves out of range.
Simpson lands an overhand right.
Mills connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Simpson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Simpson checks a low kick from Mills.
Simpson scores with a body shot.
Mills looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Simpson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Simpson cracks Mills with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Mills uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Mills buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mills moves out of range as Simpson strikes.
A jab from Mills does it's job there.
Simpson jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Mills throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a lazy right hand but Mills sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mills.
Mills throws a leg kick which misses Simpson's front leg but catches the back leg as Simpson tries to avoid it.
Simpson takes one to the chin there.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
Simpson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mills avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Simpson throws a hook but Mills blocks it.
Mills fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mills was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson.
Mills moves away from the strike by Simpson.
Simpson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mills.
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Mills is just out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A jab from Simpson does it's job there.
Simpson throws a nice looking combination but Mills bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mills buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A slow jab from Mills misses its intended target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Carl Mills will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Simpson throws a body punch but Mills moves out of range.
Simpson checks the leg kick.
Mills scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mills with a jab.
Mills throws out a loose jab but Simpson uses good head movement to avoid it.
A jab from Simpson misses.
Simpson scores with a jab.
Mills lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson throws a body punch but Mills moves out of range.
Simpson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mills connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A big left from Mills misses.
Simpson misses with a straight right.
Carl Mills seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Simpson. Mills does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mills is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Mills stuns Simpson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mills wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mills dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mills tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Mills.
Mills ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Simpson moves away.
Mills throws a leg kick which misses Simpson's front leg but catches the back leg as Simpson tries to avoid it.
Simpson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Mills uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Mills throws a series of punches but Simpson moves out of range.
Mills moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Mills punishes Simpson's body with a nice straight punch.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
Simpson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simpson throws a series of punches but Mills moves out of range.
Mills does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Simpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mills thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mills closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Mills's shoulder, as Mills tries to avoid the shot.
Simpson looks to land a right hand but Mills moved out of range.
Simpson tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mills cracks Simpson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mills.
Simpson tries to close the distance and clinch but Mills swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Simpson throws the left hand but Mills avoids the punch easily.
Mills is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Simpson.
Simpson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Mills uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Mills loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.
Simpson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Mills counters with a nice body kick.
Mills looks to score with a jab to the body but Simpson is just out of range.
Mills looks to land a right hand but Simpson moved out of range.
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mills.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Simpson takes a swing at Mills's ribcage but misses.
Simpson connects with the punch.
Mills misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Simpson.
Simpson misses with a jab to the body
and Mills counters with a stiff right hand.
Simpson swings for the body but Mills moves out of range.
Mills misses with a hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mills.
Simpson takes a swing at Mills's ribcage but misses.
Mills avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mills throws a hook but Simpson avoids it easily.
Simpson throws a series of punches but Mills avoids them all with ease.
Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mills.
Mills dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mills lands with a shot to the body.
Simpson takes a swing at Mills's ribcage but misses.
Mills comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mills tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from Mills.
Mills moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Mills. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
A slapping body kick lands there for Mills.
Mills lands a nice looking kick to the body. Simpson takes a step back to recover.
Simpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mills looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Mills throws a hook but Simpson avoids it easily.
Simpson misses with a jab to the body
and Mills counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Simpson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mills moves away.
Mills scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Simpson misses with a straight right.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mills swings for the body but Simpson moves out of range.
Mills ducks right into an uppercut from Simpson.
Mills connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Simpson throws a sloppy body shot
and Simpson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Carl Mills showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Simpson with a hook.
Simpson tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mills gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mills uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Mills uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Mills throws a nice looking combination but Simpson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Simpson. Mills does a little dance to reset his feet.
Simpson throws a lazy right hand but Mills sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Simpson throws a hook to the side of Mills's head but Mills sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Simpson looks to throw the jab but Mills is out of range.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Mills displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Simpson throws out the jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Simpson misses with a lunging right hand
and Mills counters with a left to the body.
Mills misses with a body kick.
Mills throws a shot from downtown. Simpson moves away and avoids it.
Simpson takes a swing at Mills's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson lands a nice hook to Mills's body. Mills takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Mills gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Simpson gets a clinch.
Mills stalls.
A head punch on the inside from Simpson fails to land.
Mills misses with a body punch.
Mills lands a body punch in the clinch.
Mills misses with a body punch.
Simpson tries a body shot but Mills blocks it.
Mills takes a shot to the head.
Simpson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Simpson fails to land.
Simpson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Simpson working aggressively here.
Mills swings wildly with an uppercut but Simpson uses good head movement to avoid it.
A shot in the inside from Mills.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mills goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A body shot lands from Simpson.
A head punch on the inside from Simpson fails to land.
Simpson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Simpson can't find room to land a body shot as Mills controls the action.
Simpson lands with a short shot to the head.
Simpson swings wildly with an uppercut but Mills uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mills blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mills throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Simpsons head.
Mills lands with a short shot to the head.
Mills lands with a right to the head.
Mills lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mills.
Simpson stops a takedown attempt from Mills.
Mills breaks the clinch.
Mills shoots in but Simpson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Simpson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Mills.
Mills moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Simpson misses with a hook
and Mills counters with a straight right hand.
Simpson throws the left hand but Mills avoids the punch easily.
Mills scores with a jab to the body.
Simpson missing with a left hand there. Mills was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Carl Mills is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Mills takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mills throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mills lands a leg kick that knocks Simpson off balance momentarily.
Simpson cracks Mills with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Mills looks to land a body kick but Simpson moved away.
Simpson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Mills drops his hands momentarily and Simpson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Simpson looks to land a left hand but Mills moved out of range nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mills on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mills lands with a nice body punch.
Mills is looking to slow Simpson down with leg kicks.
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Mills.
Mills doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mills shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Simpson defends it nicely.
Homer Simpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carl Mills.
Good leg kick by Mills there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mills takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Mills tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson throws a body punch but Mills moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Simpson throws a lazy right hand but Mills sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Homer Simpson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Simpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mills lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Carl Mills.
Well Mills has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Carl Mills!
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