PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Ryan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ryan comes to the cage accompanied by Girlfriend. Holyshit is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ryan
vs
Holyshit

186 cm
31
199 lbs
28 - 15 - 0

196 cm
28
270 lbs
20 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

BioPharm Nutrition

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Jake Ryan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ryan attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Holyshit takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Ryan ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Holyshit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ryan lands a leg kick that knocks Holyshit off balance momentarily.
Holyshit goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ryan misses with a body shot.
Holyshit misses with a wild body shot.
Holyshit takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Ryan lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Holyshit throws a sloppy head kick and Ryan moves out of range easily.
Holyshit pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ryan blocks a head kick by Holyshit.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Holyshit misses with an uppercut. Ryan saw that one coming.
Ryan connects with a high kick.

It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
Holyshit lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like Jake Ryan has been cut.
Ryan throws a hook but Holyshit avoids it easily.
Holyshit uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ryan.
Holyshit connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Holyshit throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jake Ryan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ryan throws a low kick, looking for Holyshit's leg but Holyshit calmly moves out of range.
Ryan scores with a push kick.
Ryan tries to work over Holyshit's front leg with a kick but Holyshit checks it.
Ryan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Holyshit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ryan manages to avoid it.
Holyshit misses with a body kick.
Holyshit throws a right hand that misses
and Ryan counters with an inside leg kick.

Holyshit has managed to clinch.
Holyshit blocking some punches.
Holyshit trying to stall but Ryan improves his position.
Ryan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Holyshit backwards.
Holyshit is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Holyshit swings wildly with an uppercut but Ryan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holyshit tries to pull guard but Ryan won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ryan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Holyshit misses with some punches.
Holyshit lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Holyshit misses with a body punch.
Holyshit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ryan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Holyshit lands a right hand.
Holyshit misses with the head strike.
Holyshit tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Holyshit is struggling to control the position.
Holyshit has a couple of punches blocked by Ryan.
Holyshit is looking to break free of the clinch but Ryan has double underhooks.
Holyshit taking a breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit working aggressively here.
Holyshit tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Holyshit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ryan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ryan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Holyshit doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Holyshit lands with a light punch inside.
Holyshit is struggling to control the position.
Holyshit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ryan's elbow.
Holyshit holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Ryan lands a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short body shot lands from Ryan as the two fighters clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit misses with a punch to the body.
Ryan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ryan scores with a nice hook to the head.
Holyshit is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Ryan is keeping busy.
Ryan throws a head punch that misses.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Ryan misses with a short punch on the inside.
Holyshit is trying to drag Ryan to the mat but Ryan just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Jake Ryan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Evander Holyshit.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ryan struggles to land a body shot inside as Holyshit controls his hands.
Nice body punch from Ryan - that landed with a thud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Ryan dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Holyshit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Holyshit pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Holyshit feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Ryan's calf.
Ryan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Holyshit.
Ryan jabs Holyshit to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Holyshit stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ryan.
Holyshit throws a predictable looking body shot
and Ryan counters with a nice low kick that buckles Holyshit's knee momentarily.
Holyshit jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Ryan is looking to wear down Holyshit with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Ryan moves out of range of the body kick.
Holyshit lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Holyshit lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ryan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Holyshit.
Holyshit tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ryan throws a nice inside leg kick.
Holyshit looks to throw the jab but Ryan is out of range.
Holyshit wants to clinch up but Ryan keeps it at a distance.
A big left from Ryan misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit thumps Ryan with a low kick.
Ryan misses with a straight right.
An inside leg kick from Ryan misses.
Jake Ryan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ryan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Holyshit was well out of range. Poor timing from Ryan.
Ryan misses with a leg kick.
Ryan ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Ryan on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Holyshit throws the kick towards the body but Ryan avoids it.
Holyshit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ryan changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Holyshit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ryan.
Ryan lands a nice leg kick that just misses Holyshit's sensitive parts.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A chopping leg kick lands by Ryan.
Holyshit is breathing heavily.
Holyshit lands a jab to the nose.
Holyshit shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holyshit. Ryan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jake Ryan is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Ryan counters with a straight right hand.
Holyshit throws a lazy uppercut
and Ryan counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Ryan connects with a looping right hand.
Ryan keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Ryan lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Holyshit at a distance.
Ryan lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Holyshit misses with a low kick.
Ryan lands with a kick to the temple. Holyshit shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Decent striking displayed by Ryan there.
Ryan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ryan moves out of range as Holyshit throws a body kick.
Ryan is looking to score with low kicks.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ryan - that will leave a mark!
Jake Ryan is winning the standup battle so far.
Ryan lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ryan with a jab.
Holyshit takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit moves in looking to clinch but Ryan pushes him off.
Ryan cracks the inside of Holyshit's front leg.
Ryan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Ryan getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ryan thumps Holyshit with a low kick.
Ryan connects with a leg kick. Holyshit looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ryan lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ryan buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ryan moves out of range as Holyshit throws a body kick.
Ryan digs a good hook to Holyshit's body.
Ryan with a jab.
That kick from Ryan tenderised Holyshit's leg. Holyshit is trying to keep his angry face on.
Holyshit misses with a body shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ryan. That's going to slow Holyshit down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ryan lands a jab.
Holyshit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ryan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ryan blocks a jab.

Ryan gets tackled into the cage by Holyshit. Holyshit maintains the clinch.
Ryan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ryan misses with a hook to the ribs.
Holyshit can't find room to land a body shot as Ryan controls the action.
Ryan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ryan throws an elbow but it misses.
Holyshit drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ryan lands an elbow just above Holyshit 's eye.
Holyshit's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head punch on the inside from Ryan fails to land.
Holyshit looking to slow down the pace here.
Evander Holyshit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Holyshit working aggressively here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jake Ryan showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ryan has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 20:18
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 20:18
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 20:18

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jake Ryan!
Jake Ryan really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that RAW Nutrition Recovery *159 : 60$ * logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.