PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Laguna Lunaris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacques Trudeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Lunaris
vs
Trudeau

170 cm
29
280 lbs
13 - 1 - 0

190 cm
23
255 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Laguna Lunaris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jacques Trudeau!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Donatello Bradman and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A leg kick checked by Trudeau.
Lunaris tries to close the distance and clinch up but Trudeau swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lunaris tries to clinch there but Trudeau circles away.
Trudeau fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lunaris tries to clinch up but Trudeau circles away and keeps his distance.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Lunaris gets underhooks to prevent Trudeau's takedown attempt.
Lunaris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Jacques Trudeau has been cut.
Lunaris is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Laguna Lunaris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jacques Trudeau.
Trudeau blocks the elbow strike.
Lunaris lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Lunaris - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Trudeau tries for a takedown. No joy.
Lunaris lands a nice knee to the body.
Trudeau looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lunaris lands a damaging elbow.
Lunaris creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Trudeau's defenses.
Trudeau has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Lunaris after a bit of a struggle.
Lunaris lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Lunaris lands an elbow inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lunaris gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Lunaris lands an elbow inside that Trudeau shrugs off.
Lunaris lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That has opened up Jacques Trudeau's cut even more.
Lunaris landing knees to the head.

Trudeau is rocked!
Lunaris lands a nice elbow.
Trudeau is still on wobbly legs! Can Lunaris finish him?
Lunaris lands a big knee to the head and Trudeau goes down! Lunaris pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Laguna Lunaris!
After the big win, Laguna Lunaris made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Happy Pills and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.