PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gable Bot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha comes into the arena with Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing blaring out of the sound system. The key to victory for Bleh Wha has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Wha
vs
Bot

225 cm
23
300 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

179 cm
26
300 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gable Bot!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Hugh Johnson and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Wha misses.
Wha connects with a jab.

It looks like Gable Bot has been cut.

Bot shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Wha napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Check out the look on Bot's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Bot scores with punches from side control.
Wha knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bot on the ground.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bot in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Check out the look on Bot's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Bot working the ground and pound.
Bot landing a few strikes.
Wha taking a bit of punishment here - Bot scoring with strikes.

Wha is rocked!
Bot throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Bot scores with punches from side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bot working the head with strikes.
Oh Wha is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd goes nuts as Bot knocks Wha out cold with a massive hammerfist! Bot Jumps to his feet and climbs on top of the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Gable Bot!