PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between One Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edmund Queensberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dude
vs
Queensberry

200 cm
36
280 lbs
20 - 19 - 0

199 cm
29
280 lbs
5 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Edmund Queensberry!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Saam Ante and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Queensberry tests Dude's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like One Dude has been cut.
Queensberry misses with the combination.
Dude fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Queensberry thows a body kick. Dude tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Nice body punch from Dude.
Queensberry blocks a jab.
Queensberry throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The fighters circling - Queensberry throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Queensberry throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dude misses with a wild body shot.
Queensberry cracks Dude with an open hand slap.
Dude keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Queensberry.
Queensberry throws a series of punches but Dude moves out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dude lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Queensberry has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Queensberry and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Good standup being displayed there by Queensberry as he connects with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dude. Queensberry does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dude tests Queensberry's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dude lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Queensberry at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Queensberry tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The fighters circling - Dude throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Queensberry takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Queensberry smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Queensberry misses with a low kick.
Dude gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Edmund Queensberry!
Edmund Queensberry took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire for their support in the buildup to the fight.