PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Hulkamania . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Burgundy
vs
Hogan

182 cm
20
266 lbs
0 - 7 - 0

205 cm
20
270 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Knockout power

New World Order Clothing

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Burgundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan !
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogan blocks a head kick by Burgundy.
Burgundy scores with a hook to the body. Hogan takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Burgundy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hogan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hogan closes this distance looking for a takedown but Burgundy circles away.

Burgundy decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

Burgundy is looking for a kimura here.
It looks like Burgundy is going to stand back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burgundy trying to control from Hogan 's half guard. Hogan has other ideas though and has regained full guard.

Hogan pushes Burgundy off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Burgundy could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Hogan closes this distance looking for a takedown but Burgundy circles away.
Hogan fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ron Burgundy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hulk Hogan .
Hogan swats away the attempt to clinch by Burgundy.
Burgundy closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hogan circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Hogan as Burgundy shoots in.
Hogan shoots for a takedown but Burgundy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

Hogan decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Hogan is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Burgundy is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Hulk Hogan !
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Hulk Hogan made sure he mentioned ANABOLIC **160** and LAUNDRY 95%, along with how happy he was to win his fight.