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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between The Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Red Headed Step Child (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that The Dong has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily The Dong seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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285 lbs
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300 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
Solid boxing
Very strong
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Excellent boxer
Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, The Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Red Headed Step Child!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Step Child ducks under a wild hook from Dong.
Dong throws a series of punches but Step Child moves out of range.
Dong moves out of range as Step Child strikes.
Dong misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Step Child counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dong thinking.
Dong throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Step Child counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dong lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Step Child at a distance.
Dong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Step Child was well out of range. Poor timing from Dong.
Dong misses with a left hand
and Step Child counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dong misses with a few strikes there.
Dong takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Step Child ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dong is breathing heavily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Step Child. Dong does a little dance to reset his feet.
A bone on bone clash there as Step Child blocks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Step Child cracks a nice hook into Dong's ribs.
Dong takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Step Child scores with a hook to the body. Dong takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Dong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dong takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Step Child will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dong walks into a straight right hand from Step Child.
Step Child lands with a nice body punch.
Dong avoids a kick to the body.
Step Child dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dong on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dong is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Step Child.
Step Child throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Step Child fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dong manages to avoid it.
Dong takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Step Child stalks Dong and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Dong's face. Dong staggers backwards, shaken.
Step Child scores with a body shot.
Step Child dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Step Child misses with a series of wild punches.
Nice shot by Step Child.
Step Child smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Step Child stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dong fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dong tries to clinch up
enabling Step Child to counter with a crisp jab.
Step Child staying out of range there.
Step Child throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Step Child moves out of range of the leg kick from Dong.
Dong looks to land a combination but Step Child avoids it well.
Dong misses with a looping right.
Step Child is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Dong had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Step Child scores with a kick to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dong lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Step Child throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Step Child moves away from the strike by Dong.
Step Child lands with a right, followed by a left to the temple and Dong goes down! The ref sends Step Child to a neutral corner so he can begin the count. 3,4,5,6 and Dong is back to his feet. He seems a little groggy but the referee thinks he's OK to continue, so we're back to the action!
It looks like The Dong has been cut.
Step Child lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Step Child misses with a wild body shot.
Dong falls off balance throwing a combination
and Step Child counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dong throws a lazy uppercut
and Step Child counters with a beautiful hook that drops Dong to the mat! Will Dong be able to recover his senses? The referee starts the count at 3 having sent Step Child to a neutral corner. 4,5,6 and Dong is up. He looks OK to continue.
Step Child scores with a hook to the body. Dong takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Step Child attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Red Headed Step Child will get the nod in that round, having scored multiple knockdowns.
The cut man is working on The Dong's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Dong throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Step Child counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Step Child knocks out Dong with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Step Child before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Step Child picks up the big W with a huge KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Red Headed Step Child!
Our winner, Red Headed Step Child, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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