PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rape Van (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darren Issot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rape Van has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Van
vs
Issot

215 cm
21
290 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
20
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rape Van!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Darren Issot!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Summer Carpenter and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Van's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Van duly obliges.

It looks like Darren Issot has been cut.
Issot dodges the punch combination from Van.
Van thuds a left hand into Issot's body.
Van scores with a jab to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Issot changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Van looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Issot swings around for an armbar but Van sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Issot's guard.

Van drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Van jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Issot is trying to control the position but Van postures up.

Van avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Issot can't keep his opponent in guard - Van advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van works his way into side control.

Van thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Van tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Issot tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Van is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Issot is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Van is trying to get an arm triangle but Issot is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Van thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Van has an Americana. Issot didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Van is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Van hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Rape Van!