PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugh G Rection (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manfred E Toeson Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rection's entrance music is I Got Erection!. A fine choice. Toeson Esq is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I Am the Walrus. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

G Rection
vs
E Toeson Esq

202 cm
32
265 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

187 cm
25
215 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER

KAISER
Convicted Trap House

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hugh G Rection!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Manfred E Toeson Esq!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rection takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rection throws a head kick that misses

and Toeson Esq counters by clinching up.
Rection managing to block the knees to the body from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq lands an uppercut.
A short right from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Toeson Esq tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rection avoids it.
Toeson Esq gets through Rection's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Toeson Esq working Rection over with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rection is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Toeson Esq is defending well for now.
Rection tries to land a knee to the head but Toeson Esq blocks with his arms.
Rection misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq works on Rection's body with a couple of short punches.
Toeson Esq is working Rection over against the cage.
Rection is breathing heavily.

Toeson Esq breaks the clinch.
Rection throws a low kick but it's checked well by Toeson Esq.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toeson Esq looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Rection is fending him off so far but Toeson Esq persists. Nope, Rection circles away and we're back to standing.
Toeson Esq lands a glancing blow to the side of Rection's head.
Rection throws a lazy right hand but Toeson Esq sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Toeson Esq needs to keep his hands up - Rection had a free shot at his head there.
Toeson Esq shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Rection sprawls well. Rection wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Toeson Esq gets slowly back to his feet.
Rection avoids a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq lands an overhand right.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Rection.
Hugh G Rection is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rection ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Toeson Esq moves away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Toeson Esq.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rection attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Rection connects with a right hand. Toeson Esq shakes it off.
Toeson Esq lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Rection at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Rection, right into the meat.
Rection is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Rection throws a sloppy body shot
and Toeson Esq counters with a stiff right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rection. Toeson Esq does a little dance to reset his feet.
Manfred E Toeson Esq seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Toeson Esq tries to clinch but Rection moves out of range.
Toeson Esq tries to clinch up but Rection circles away and keeps his distance.

Toeson Esq closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq managing to block the knees to the body from Rection.
Toeson Esq misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rection misses with a body punch.
Toeson Esq working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Toeson Esq lands a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rection fails to pull guard.
Rection is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Toeson Esq is defending well for now.
Toeson Esq has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Rection after a bit of a struggle.
Hugh G Rection has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Manfred E Toeson Esq.
Rection trying to land knees to the body.
Toeson Esq lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Rection.
Toeson Esq trying to land knees to the body.
Rection prevents a body shot from Toeson Esq.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toeson Esq lands a left hand.

Toeson Esq pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Toeson Esq scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manfred E Toeson Esq dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Toeson Esq fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jab by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A head kick from Rection lands but Toeson Esq takes it in his stride.
Manfred E Toeson Esq seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Toeson Esq cracks a nice hook into Rection's ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rection swings for the body but Toeson Esq moves out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Rection circles away from the clinch attempt.
Toeson Esq turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rection misses with a hook.
Toeson Esq throws a sloppy head kick and Rection moves out of range easily.
Toeson Esq throws a head kick that misses.
Toeson Esq has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rection.
Toeson Esq swings for the body but Rection moves out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Toeson Esq.
Rection walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Toeson Esq checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Toeson Esq throws out a powerful jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rection looks to land a right hand but Toeson Esq moved out of range.

Toeson Esq has closed the distance and engaged Rection in a clinch.
Toeson Esq tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rection's elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Toeson Esq tries to work over Rection's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Toeson Esq.
Rection wants to stall.
Toeson Esq using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Rection has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Toeson Esq lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Rection or not.
Toeson Esq lands a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Toeson Esq.
A right handed body shot lands from Toeson Esq.
Still in the clinch, Toeson Esq scores with a nice short uppercut.
Rection tries to pull guard but Toeson Esq holds him up against the cage and eventually Rection drops back down to his feet.
A body shot lands from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq lands with a left to the head.
Toeson Esq tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Toeson Esq throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Toeson Esq with a knee to the head.
Toeson Esq looking to throw knees to the head but Rection is blocking nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Toeson Esq tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Toeson Esq tightens his grip and picks Rection up, before dumping him to the ground. Rection manages to land in guard.
Toeson Esq has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Toeson Esq landing with the ground and pound.
Toeson Esq is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Toeson Esq is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Toeson Esq is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Toeson Esq throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Toeson Esq tries to free his leg and advance position but Rection is retaining full guard.
Rection wants to sweep but no luck.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toeson Esq postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Toeson Esq trying to control the position from guard on top but Rection is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Toeson Esq pushes down on Rection's leg and manages to get into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manfred E Toeson Esq showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Rection avoids the body shot from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq has a takedown stuffed.
Toeson Esq lands a two punch combo.
Rection misses with a leg kick
and Toeson Esq counters with a solid body kick.
Rection stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Toeson Esq.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Toeson Esq fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toeson Esq lands a nice hook to Rection's body. Rection takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Rection takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Rection takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq lands with a good body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rection stuffs the takedown.
Hugh G Rection has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Manfred E Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq lands a nice shot to the body.
Hugh G Rection has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Toeson Esq closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Rection quickly recovers to half guard.
Toeson Esq is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Toeson Esq has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Rection tries to get to full guard but Toeson Esq has control of the leg.
Rection is in trouble now - Toeson Esq has advanced to mount!
Toeson Esq controlling from mount.

Toeson Esq is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Rection can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Toeson Esq can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Rection is looking to escape.
Rection wants to control but Toeson Esq is having none of it.
Manfred E Toeson Esq is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Rection is desperately trying to improve his position but Toeson Esq has a good base and remains in mount.
Rection in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Toeson Esq wants to control the pace but Rection is squirming around nicely.
Toeson Esq scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Rection?
Toeson Esq trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq controlling the pace for now.
Rection is wriggling around trying to escape.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toeson Esq controlling from mount.
Toeson Esq cracks Rection with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Rection is wriggling around trying to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rection is working hard here to advance position.
Rection tries to hold on but Toeson Esq postures up.
Toeson Esq with the ground and pound from mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Manfred E Toeson Esq comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Toeson Esq has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Manfred E Toeson Esq!
Manfred E Toeson Esq gave a mention to Convicted Trap House in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).