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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Spielberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rape Van (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rape Van will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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283 lbs
2 - 8 - 0 |
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290 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Steven Spielberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rape Van!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Winston Howard and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spielberg needs to keep his hands up - Van had a free shot at his head there.
It looks like Steven Spielberg has been cut.
Spielberg looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Van takes a swing at Spielberg's ribcage but misses.
Van lands the left hand.
Van lands a left and a right that send Spielberg crashing to the mat, dazed. Van thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Van has cracked Spielberg with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Van lands another huge swinging hook and Spielberg tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Spielberg, before Van can land any more shots!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Rape Van!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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