PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arnie Ironz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Abrams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ironz comes into the arena with Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra blaring out of the sound system. Abrams has chosen Kreator - Violent Revolution as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Ironz
vs
Abrams

188 cm
25
279 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

188 cm
29
274 lbs
17 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%
Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Legion of Pain Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arnie Ironz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, James Abrams!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abrams misses with a hook. Ironz ducked under it nicely.
Abrams tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ironz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Abrams digs a good body shot into Ironz's ribs.
Abrams swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ironz.

It looks like Arnie Ironz has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Abrams is looking to clinch.
Abrams fails in his attempt to clinch.
A big right from Abrams misses.
Abrams lands with a nice combination. Ironz backs away looking to recover.
Abrams moves in looking to clinch but Ironz pushes him off.
Ironz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Abrams swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ironz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Abrams is looking to clinch but Ironz is avoiding it.
Ironz connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ironz wants to clinch up but Abrams keeps it at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ironz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ironz scoring well with a low kick there.

Ironz closes the distance and clinches.
Ironz comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Abrams lands a body punch.
Ironz pushes Abrams back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ironz leaning his opponent against the cage.
Ironz gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Ironz lands an uppercut.
Abrams tries to stall but Ironz uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Abrams lands a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ironz has a couple of punches blocked by Abrams.
A shot in the inside from Ironz.
Abrams landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abrams stalling in the clinch but Ironz improves position.
Abrams lands a good knee to the midsection. Ironz won't want to take too many of those.
Ironz is breathing heavily.
Abrams is working Ironz over against the cage.
Abrams lands a nice uppercut.
A short right from Abrams on the inside.
Ironz managing to block the knees to the body from Abrams.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Abrams just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ironz's brow.
Abrams comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ironz trying to stall but Abrams improves his position.
Abrams misses with a hook to the ribs.
Abrams works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Abrams is trying to stall.
Ironz looking to stall.
A nice left hand lands by Ironz.
A head punch on the inside from Abrams fails to land.
A short left from Ironz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Abrams fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Abrams scores with a shoulder strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Abrams.
Abrams trying to control the position but instead, Ironz has worked for underhooks and has pushed Abrams into the cage.
Abrams makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Abrams tries to stall but Ironz uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Ironz lands a right hand that snaps the head of Abrams backwards.
Ironz tries a body shot but Abrams blocks it.
Abrams scores with a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Abrams lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Abrams doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Abrams.
Ironz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ironz throws a punch but it's blocked by Abrams.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ironz tries to work over Abrams's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ironz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Abrams stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Ironz misses with a punch on the inside.
Abrams stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Abrams.
Abrams lands a hook that snaps the head of Ironz backwards.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Abrams lands a shot to the body.
Abrams goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Abrams has Ironz pushed against the cage.
Abrams lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Abrams putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Ironz in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Abrams.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Abrams dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Arnie Ironz's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Abrams cracks Ironz on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Ironz falls backwards against the cage. Abrams follows up with more strikes that drop Ironz to his knees. Abrams keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Ironz! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). James Abrams!
After winning the bout, James Abrams thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.