PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pee Shooter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Budo Funkyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Budo Funkyama has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Pee Shooter's chin.

Shooter
vs
Funkyama

193 cm
25
274 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

197 cm
26
220 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Pee Shooter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Budo Funkyama!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Taro Takaoka and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shooter slips a jab from Funkyama.
Funkyama turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Funkyama changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A leg kick checked by Funkyama.
Shooter ducks under a wild hook from Funkyama.
Funkyama throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Shooter stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Funkyama misses the jab.
Budo Funkyama seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shooter lands a jab to the nose.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shooter misses with a low kick as Funkyama jumps back.
Shooter misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Shooter stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Funkyama scores with a push kick.
Shooter throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A slapping leg kick lands for Funkyama.
Crunch! Funkyama slams his shin into Shooter's torso.
Funkyama throws a leg kick which misses Shooter's front leg but catches the back leg as Shooter tries to avoid it.
Shooter throws an overhand right that lands on Funkyama's shoulder, as Funkyama tries to avoid the shot.
Shooter has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Funkyama.
Funkyama moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Shooter is breathing heavily.
Funkyama keeps Shooter at a distance using the push kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Funkyama lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shooter's sensitive parts.
Funkyama throws a quick inside leg kick.
Funkyama connects with a solid leg kick.
Funkyama cracks Shooter with a good jab.
Funkyama throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Shooter on the side of the head.
Shooter ducks right into an uppercut from Funkyama.
Shooter cracks a nice hook into Funkyama's ribs.
Funkyama connects with a leg kick. Shooter looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Funkyama lands a leg kick that knocks Shooter off balance momentarily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Funkyama.
Funkyama throws a good cross that connects.
Funkyama pushes Shooter away with a front kick.
Funkyama throws a quick inside leg kick.
Funkyama lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Shooter at a distance.
A solid leg kick lands there for Funkyama.
Funkyama is looking to slow Shooter down with leg kicks.
Donk. Funkyama catches Shooter right on the button with a cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nice body kick from Funkyama.
Funkyama lands a head shot.
Funkyama scores with a kick to the midsection.
Funkyama lands the left hand.
Funkyama dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Shooter takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Shooter takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Funkyama is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Shooter had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Funkyama feints and then cracks Shooter's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Shooter down.
Good exchange - Funkyama coming out on top.
Funkyama scores with a spinning back kick!
A slapping leg kick lands for Funkyama.
Funkyama lands a jab to the nose.
Funkyama lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Shooter walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Funkyama, right into the meat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama lands a leg kick that knocks Shooter off balance momentarily.
Funkyama scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Shooter takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Funkyama - that will leave a mark!
Funkyama fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Funkyama connects with a leg kick. Shooter looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Funkyama!
Funkyama stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Funkyama.
A head kick misses from Funkyama.
A slapping body kick lands there for Funkyama.
Shooter will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Funkyama throws a quick inside leg kick.
Funkyama thuds his right hand into Shooter's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Funkyama thuds a left hand into Shooter's body.
Funkyama connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Crunch! Funkyama slams his shin into Shooter's torso.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Funkyama.
Shooter takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Good leg kick by Funkyama there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Shooter moves forwards but Funkyama connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Shooter takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Funkyama lands with a hook. Shooter tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Funkyama pushes Shooter away with a front kick.
Funkyama feints a jab promting Shooter to slip. Funkyama then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Shooter slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Funkyama lands a high kick!
Funkyama throws a head kick that half lands.
A slapping leg kick lands for Funkyama.
A decent looking cross lands there for Funkyama.
Both fighters circling a little - Funkyama finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Funkyama lands a slapping body shot.
Funkyama looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Shooter thows a body shot but no joy.
Funkyama lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Shooter on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Funkyama lands with a hook. Shooter tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Funkyama bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Shooter's head.
Funkyama lands a body shot.
Funkyama with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Funkyama throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Shooter.
The fighters circle momentarily. Funkyama darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Shooter misses with a wild body shot.
Shooter steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Funkyama. That one must have hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Funkyama throws a nice outside leg kick.
Shooter closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Shooter chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Funkyama can pounce on him.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Shooter on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Shooter takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Funkyama plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Funkyama with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Shooter looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Funkyama connects with a right hand. Shooter shakes it off.
Funkyama lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Funkyama lands a nice shot to the body.
Shooter takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Shooter tries to clinch up.
Funkyama fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Shooter.
Funkyama connects with a body shot.
Funkyama chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Funkyama.
Funkyama lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Funkyama lands the left hand.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama lands with a nice body punch.
A big right from Shooter misses.
Funkyama cracks Shooter with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Funkyama connects with a solid leg kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Funkyama.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Funkyama, right into the meat.
Shooter takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Shooter takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Shooter misses with a low kick as Funkyama jumps back.
Funkyama thows a body kick. Shooter tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A good leg kick by Funkyama.
Shooter takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Funkyama scores with a hook to the body. Shooter takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Funkyama, right into the meat.
Funkyama scores with a kick to the midsection.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A chopping leg kick lands by Funkyama.
That kick from Funkyama tenderised Shooter's leg. Shooter is trying to keep his angry face on.
Shooter walks forward, straight into a front kick from Funkyama.
Funkyama lands with a right hand.
Funkyama scores with a jab. Shooter acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Funkyama digs a good hook to Shooter's body.
A jab from Funkyama does it's job there.
Shooter on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Funkyama scores with a decent looking hook.
Funkyama scores with a push kick.
Funkyama dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Shooter is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Shooter avoids a punch combination nicely.
Shooter walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Shooter has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Funkyama throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Shooter's head.
Funkyama moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Funkyama.
Funkyama goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Funkyama fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Shooter takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Funkyama explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Funkyama moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Nice body punch from Funkyama.
Funkyama lands a front kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shooter steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Funkyama. That one must have hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shooter misses with a looping right.
Shooter avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pee Shooter has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Budo Funkyama is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Funkyama connects with a looping right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Budo Funkyama comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Funkyama has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight for Budo Funkyama!
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight for Budo Funkyama!
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Budo Funkyama!

Budo Funkyama wins by unanimous decision!
Budo Funkyama thanked the fans post fight for their support.