PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Debby Snack Cakes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Armin Van (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Debby Snack Cakes could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Armin Van's chin.

Snack Cakes
vs
Van

172 cm
23
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

176 cm
23
165 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Debby Snack Cakes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Armin Van!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Skip Squint and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Van scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Snack Cakes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Van misses with a double jab.
Van throws a nice looking combination but Snack Cakes bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Snack Cakes with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Van to score with a decent uppercut.
Snack Cakes scores with a nice head shot.
Van has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Van there as he acknowledges the shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice shot by Van.
Van throws a looping overhand right but Snack Cakes ducks down to avoid it.
Snack Cakes swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A telegraphed right hand from Snack Cakes misses the target.
Snack Cakes connects with a good right hand that stumbles Van. Van circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Van swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Van throws a right hand that Snack Cakes ducks under and follows up with a left that Snack Cakes also avoids with ease.
Armin Van seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snack Cakes lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Van throws a shot to the body.
Van takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snack Cakes throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Van throws a one two combo.
A big left from Van misses.
Snack Cakes slips a jab and a cross from Van.
Snack Cakes misses with a wild combination.
Snack Cakes misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Van.
Snack Cakes throws a series of punches but Van avoids them all with ease.
Van throws a left and a right that both miss
and Snack Cakes counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Van throws a shot from downtown. Snack Cakes moves away and avoids it.
Van throws a right and a left that both miss.
Snack Cakes lands the left hand.
Snack Cakes keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Van looks gassed!
Van misses with a combination
and Snack Cakes counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snack Cakes lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van misses with a right hand
and Snack Cakes cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Van throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Snack Cakes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Snack Cakes connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Van's hands.
Van doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Van. Snack Cakes does a little dance to reset his feet.
Snack Cakes ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Snack Cakes cracks Van with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Van takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Van is rocked!
Snack Cakes lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Van circles away quickly and effectively.
Van is still on wobbly legs! Can Snack Cakes finish him?
Snack Cakes lands with a cross.
Snack Cakes jabs Van to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Snack Cakes moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Debby Snack Cakes!
Debby Snack Cakes seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.