PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spencer Jorgenson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sponge Bobichus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jorgenson comes to the ring accompanied by Made You Look by Nas. Bobichus is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face. Spencer Jorgenson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Jorgenson
vs
Bobichus

190 cm
26
295 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

175 cm
27
210 lbs
14 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Cobra Pharmaceuticals (159++ Stamina)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Spencer Jorgenson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sponge Bobichus!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Fedor Mirinova and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bobichus connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jorgenson's hands.

Bobichus darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Bobichus trying to control from half guard but Jorgenson is working away.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Bobichus tries to pass to full mount but Jorgenson defends it.
Jorgenson regains full guard. Nicely done.

Jorgenson is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bobichus is aware though and is defending well.
Bobichus showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Bobichus slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jorgenson struggling a bit here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jorgenson tries to escape but Bobichus is in control.

Jorgenson sneaks out the side door and pushes Bobichus away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Jorgenson.
Bobichus tries to buck Jorgenson off but Jorgenson is having none of it.

Jorgenson is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Bobichus is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Bobichus is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Jorgenson's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Bobichus wants to control but Jorgenson is keeping busy.

Jorgenson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Bobichus is just riding it out for now. Jorgenson eventually gives up the hold.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jorgenson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Bobichus is just riding it out for now. Jorgenson eventually gives up the hold.

Bobichus looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Bobichus trying to control from the bottom.
Bobichus gets back to full guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Bobichus is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jorgenson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bobichus swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Bobichus controls Jorgenson momentarily but Jorgenson frees himself.

Bobichus has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jorgenson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Bobichus is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Jorgenson has his hands clasped together but Bobichus extends an breaks Jorgenson's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Bobichus.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Sponge Bobichus!
Our winner, Sponge Bobichus, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.